What do you love?

[JennyIrish]

Hi!

Leťs talk what do you love in appoitment!

It could be basically everything from first contact atter last moment when you leave. What is on your mind right now?

I will start…

I love…
If you read my advert before contacting.
When i get a message in advance.
If you call me Michelle if you don’t know me (no baby, love, …).
When a message include some basic manners and magical words like please and thank you.
If i get some short friendly introduction about you.
If i get a confirmation at time when i asked.
If you are coming in time or letting me know your delay.
If you are polite and gentle.
If you have a perfect hygiene included all your body (not only yourself down).
If you don’t rush me telling me what to do after five minutes.

Some bonus! Tell me sentences what do you hate!!!

Something from me…
Are you free?
I don’t need a shower. I had a shower before.
Could you do only 30min as i don’t have much time.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Will you have an orgasm with me?
Is he big or small?

I love when he reads my advert.

I hate when he dosnt.
Then asks stupid questions.
Then gets upset coz he’s blocked.

I love when he’s a little shy, zero ego & turns out to be an amazing lover.

I hate when he has a sunbed tan, a six pack, turkey teeth and gives all the predictable lines “bet ya don’t get many like me, wha? You should be paying me, wha?” As I smile & politely agree whilst wondering do I need to get dishwasher tablets in Tescos later . . .

Thankfully I very rarely come across clients with poor hygiene, although in the last two weeks I’ve thrown two out for turning my stomach. Both young guys, First guy late 20s arrives in his work clothes at 8 pm, I asked him if he needed a shower he said no he had had one in the morning, He was told in no uncertain terms to get into the shower. So he got into a shower fully stocked with the best of men’s toiletries. Comes out five minutes later walks to me and the bang of sweat from under his arms nearly knocked me out. Money was handed back and he was booted out.

Today 30 yr old lad arrives, seemed completely fine & normal, asked him if he needed a shower he said no, I asked him when he last showerd, I kid you not he answered TWO DAYS ago. I thought I had heard him wrong.

He was handed back his money and shown the door, sent me tons of texts after saying I was harsh and he would have showered, there was definitely a sandwich missing in that picnic somewhere!!!!