Yaaarrr,since The Cap`n befriended GOD he has "Seen the Light"and ammended his ways.
All this disgusting talk of "Eating" and "Dining" an Escorts Genetalia has to stop.
A Vagina is for the evacuation of bodily waste and pro-creation only.
Any other use is purely abnormal and deemed as "lust of the flesh" by God.
Be warned, God is active in this Forum and ready to judge one and all
So be accountable for your actions,convert now to wholesome acts
The consequence could be