So not only I am asking …

[jessicabp]

“ HSE Ireland

@HSELive
Clean your hands regularly to prevent common colds and infections. Make sure you clean your hands:
➡️before you prepare food, handle food or eat
➡️after touching raw meat
➡️after you use the toilet
➡️once you clean up after your pet
➡️after you use public transport
➡️when you get home after meeting lots of people

➡️https://bit.ly/48BYlH6

#HandHygiene“

[FredBiscuits]

I've done a lot of work in cleanrooms, where we had to test for "viable contamination" (bacteria and viruses). That's a place where everyone has to have washed their hands, wearing hair nets, sanitised gloves, face masks, lab coats, and shoe covers.

You really don't want to know what we found in the rooms. Most of it comes down to people using phones. People tend to use them while in the bathroom, wash their hands twice (in the bathroom and entering the cleanroom), and then use their phone.

[Palatine]

Do you know what is disgusting besides mobile phones? Belt buckles. Everyone touches them before they wash their hands. Vom.

And why don't bathrooms have doors that push out instead of in. What architectural geniuses decided that I have to pull on a filthy door handle after I've just washed my hands.

You don't even want me to dive deeper into my neuroses so close to dinner time.

[FredBiscuits]

And why don't bathrooms have doors that push out instead of in. What architectural geniuses decided that I have to pull on a filthy door handle after I've just washed my hands.

Because you would have to put a window on the door to see out into the corridor, in case anyone was passing, and you aren't allowed put a clear window on a toilet door.

[Palatine]

Because you would have to put a window on the door to see out into the corridor, in case anyone was passing, and you aren't allowed put a clear window on a toilet door.

Fair point

[AngelsFan]

Meanwhile, one generation down








https://hussymagazine.com/the-art-of-eating-ass/


The Art of Eating Ass

By Al Cohaulin

Hussy Magazine June 8, 2023



Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for today we delve into the depths of a topic that has left many men scratching their heads and questioning their culinary skills: anilingus. Yes, my friends, we are about to embark on a hilarious journey that will make you the true tongue maestro, capable of impressing women with your astounding anilingus skills. So, buckle up and prepare for some tongue-in-cheek seduction tips!



Master the Art of Timing Impressing a woman with your anilingus prowess is all about timing, just like serving a perfectly cooked steak. You don’t want to dive into the main course before the appetizers, right? So, remember to set the mood, ignite the passion, and make sure you have her undivided attention before unleashing your secret weapon.

Fresh Breath is Your Best Friend Imagine going down south with the scent of yesterday’s onion rings lingering on your breath. Yikes! Fresh breath is crucial for a successful oral expedition. Make sure you brush, floss, and rinse with a minty mouthwash before you even think about going “down there.” After all, you want her to be left speechless for the right reasons!

Maintain Proper Technique No, we’re not talking about complicated yoga positions here, but mastering the technique of anilingus requires finesse. Remember to start slow, gently exploring new territories with your tongue. Avoid overzealous actions that might cause accidental laughter or other unintended consequences. Keep it smooth, and you’ll be well on your way to earning the title of “Tongue Ninja.”

Be Open to Communication In the world of anilingus, communication is key. Think of it as a culinary collaboration where feedback is essential. Don’t be afraid to ask for directions, guidance, or the occasional “Oh my goodness, please never stop!” Trust me; it’s better to be safe than sorry. And hey, you might even pick up some pointers for future culinary escapades!

Embrace the Unexpected Life is full of surprises, and the same goes for anilingus. Sometimes, things might take an unexpected turn or become hilariously awkward. Perhaps she unleashes a giggle or accidentally kicks you in the face (ouch!). Don’t panic! Keep calm, embrace the moment, and turn it into a laughable memory. Laughter is the glue that holds relationships together, especially when it comes to exploring uncharted territories.

Don’t Forget the Aftercare Once the tantalizing tongue twister is over, don’t just roll over and fall asleep like a deflated balloon. Remember that aftercare is just as important as the main event. Cuddle, caress, and exchange sweet nothings. Let her know that her pleasure was your top priority. After all, a well-rounded seduction includes both the appetizer and the dessert.

Brush your teeth again, dude! Sheesh! I mean, you just ate ass!
And there you have it, dear readers. A humorous guide to impressing women with your anilingus skills. Remember, laughter and consent are the foundations of any adventurous pursuit. So, take these tips, sprinkle them with your own unique charm, and explore new horizons in the realm of pleasure. May your tongue be nimble, your breath be fresh, and your encounters be filled with laughter and joy!




That is posted tongue in cheek, forgive the obvious pun

but please, no pile on. I do realise they are unrelated to a degree.

Lads who take a piss at the urinal and then go stand in front of the sink and fix their hair in the mirror instead of washing their hands

[irishjp]

“ HSE Ireland

@HSELive
Clean your hands regularly to prevent common colds and infections. Make sure you clean your hands:
➡️before you prepare food, handle food or eat
➡️after touching raw meat
➡️after you use the toilet
➡️once you clean up after your pet
➡️after you use public transport
➡️when you get home after meeting lots of people

➡️https://bit.ly/48BYlH6

#HandHygiene“

It’s really weird that you have to ask.