Today was both the best and worst day of my life

[bmw528]

Dropped Eye lids? Lips Puckering? Were ye having a Nightcap with Daffy Duck?. Will ye cum off it and stop acting the Gobshite.

[TommyH123]

I click on the title to throw an arm over your shoulder and listen to you vent.
then I go on a rollercoaster of a story just to tell us you were ashleep.
I have watched movies with 50 million$ budgets less entertaining than those 3 paragraphs.

You actually read it?, I just treat these threads the same way I treat 80% of the stuff that is jammed in my letter box….get in the bin without much more than a glance

[Thoreau]

Usually the only thing that changes on a daily basis is the depth of the shit, that’s not unusual, that’s just life

Ah Tommy - have to disagree on this one - I'm very regular regards to my one shit per day first thing in the morning and boy oh boy - if it pops out (rock hard - and I hear that "lovely" PLOP - then I'm a happy Teddy Bear for the rest of the day - AND - if it's that good, the bonus is not having to wipe my arse!!!! Go on.................I'll be slaughtered here!

[TommyH123]

Ah Tommy - have to disagree on this one - I'm very regular regards to my one shit per day first thing in the morning and boy oh boy - if it pops out (rock hard - and I hear that "lovely" PLOP - then I'm a happy Teddy Bear for the rest of the day - AND - if it's that good, the bonus is not having to wipe my arse!!!! Go on.................I'll be slaughtered here!

Enough of the shit talk, plenty of it on here most days 😉

[beautyaddict]

Gutted. You had me going for a while.

plus 1 , LDM go on ya boyo , damn

[AmorInfinito8]

Gutted. You had me going for a while.

plus 1 , LDM go on ya boyo , damn

I was really rooting for him and not in a perverted way!! 🤔

Full Credit for imagination!!
all he needs now is a good VR headset and a robotic arm and he'll never have to leave the house

[ladiesman217]

Stupid thread.
Usual clap trap from Ladiesman

God you must be so miserable. Take a leaf out of LDM's book: don't worry about pissing anyone off by being yourself or being afraid to speak your mind. That's where we separate the strong from the weak! Freedom's the game, and I'm an ace player!

Yeah okay I lost it there with that last bit... too much of an adrenaline rush from those magic mushrooms. Still...

I'm a unicorn baby, ONE OF A KIND! And I ain't gonna apologise to no-one for that, bitch. Anyone that don't like me can direct their complaints to my fat hairy ass!

Cos even I don't want to go there... jesus... scary place.........

[ladiesman217]

Dropped Eye lids? Lips Puckering? Were ye having a Nightcap with Daffy Duck?. Will ye cum off it and stop acting the Gobshite.

F*ck off back to that nursing home old man!!

Whats all this about n9w lol.

So basically... I'm like the runaway lunatic asylum resident around here.

[ladiesman217]

Incidentally... I think I might have a career in writing romance novels... or porn director.........

[bmw528]

F*ck off back to that nursing home old man!!



So basically... I'm like the runaway lunatic asylum resident around here.

I am in there now, Plectrum Puller.