Review system - again

[AmorInfinito8]

You haven't seen my lying face. It's not good. Not good at all.

Make the shock factor that it's not the girl you expected to meet work for you!!

"Oh!! I've left the envelope in my car 🥵"

Jokes aside I've never been put in this situation on E.I another site Yes

It's not nice 🤨🫣 you just want to ground to open up and swallow you!!

I follow the rules on E.I and haven't gone wrong but that's no guarantee for attitude or personality

[PhilPhilPhil]

Wasn't there a guy who tried 'I forgot to go to the ATM' and the lady said she was coming too? - nightmare!

[Harry68]

Wasn't there a guy who tried 'I forgot to go to the ATM' and the lady said she was coming too? - nightmare!

😂 😂 😂

At that point it’s start running and hope she is in heels. I’m not 100 per cent I’d beat too many ladies in a foot race even with that though.

[Moocher]

In my head, I was thinking - ffs, I washed my hair for this. I was livid. Told him that I'm here now, I'll take a lick out.

He was obviously horny and kept begging to have sex and climb a little further up me.

I kept pushing him down and getting licked until I came.

I think I'm in love !

[IAmLIAm]

This is such a man thing.

I can't imagine in any world getting to a door where the guy I meet isn't the guy I've been messaging and I think - well feck it, I'll complain hard about it later but right now I want to put my vagina in him and give him some money.

Oh bollocks - cat flew out the window at my reaction - trust you ISB - has to be the next POTM!!!!!

Agreed...

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[IAmLIAm]

So the problem really was that it was a bad appointment and not that it wasn't the person? (Like if it wasn't the hairdresser you wanted but if it was a great cut you'd be happy.)

I suppose there was this one time, the only time I think of a situation coming close...

(And, it's probably still a man thing really because I've been in yer horny fantasy world adopting traits. Happily because you guys are naturally funny and horny and life can be boring. You know? I have to find horny Sarah or else go be in an office 9 to 5.)

I drove to innishannon, a 3/4 hour chunk out of my day no matter how I look at it, met him at some garage and followed him back to his house.

He was stupified (I don't know how he thought things would pan out) > He told me that he didn't think I was real and that he didn't have any money, he thought he'd been messaging a fake profile.

In my head, I was thinking - ffs, I washed my hair for this. I was livid. Told him that I'm here now, I'll take a lick out.

He was obviously horny and kept begging to have sex and climb a little further up me.

I kept pushing him down and getting licked until I came.

He offered that he might have some money in his wallet to give me. I think it was a hundred? I ripped in into little pieces and blew it all over him.

Off I went happy out thinking of him at home with his roll of sellotape and a horn.

We stayed in contact
Lemons, lemonade. It could have been different. It did make me change how I work because I won't have another situation like that, it's only good the one time.

I suppose it's not at all similar to your situation because I had the option to make it a good experience for me and to just move forward acting differently. Whereas, you could only end up with a negative outcome unless the appointment was good. You'd feel negative if you had left, and you'd still feel negative if you'd have been able to leave a review about it.

Is anyone keeping a Storytime with IrishSarahBarra archive? I feel like there should be one.

[InsidiousCid]

I love how easy some posters make it sound to just "leave an appointment".

It's not easy.

I know clients (perhaps justifiably, but perhaps not), in the media at least, tend to be vilified and portrayed as the dangerous ones, but let's face it. Who's more well known for pulling off scams and associating with known degenerates, clients or providers?

A client showing up to an appointment where a women has (presumably), spent a good amount of time making herself look as sexually appealing as possible........... and then just walks out, thereby rejecting said woman.

You think providers are cool with that?

Just look at the warning thread in the massage section at the moment for an example of the fairly typical (at least in my experience) response.

I was once with a provider and was basically 50/50 on staying or going, eventually I said "aw hell, she's obviously a goof but at least I'll get my rocks off", without being fully aware just how much of an unstable little dingbat she was.

"Phew".

Note for future clients, when you say "okay I'll stay" and the provider responds by breathing a deep sigh of relief and giving it "phew", it may well be indicative that, forget about just leaving, you may want to contact the police right there and then for your own protection.

Of course, and this is the reason for it being my biggest grievance with this trade, that would have been obvious ahead of time if her wide-eyed Charlie Manson'esque death glare wasn't photoshopped out of her profile photos (I later looked back on her early work before she had photoshopped/professional pics, which portrayed the unstable little wacko that she was, much more clearly).

[Larrii]

I love how easy some posters make it sound to just "leave an appointment".

It's not easy.

I know clients (perhaps justifiably, but perhaps not), in the media at least, tend to be vilified and portrayed as the dangerous ones, but let's face it. Who's more well known for pulling off scams and associating with known degenerates, clients or providers?

A client showing up to an appointment where a women has (presumably), spent a good amount of time making herself look as sexually appealing as possible........... and then just walks out, thereby rejecting said woman.

You think providers are cool with that?

Just look at the warning thread in the massage section at the moment for an example of the fairly typical (at least in my experience) response.

I was once with a provider and was basically 50/50 on staying or going, eventually I said "aw hell, she's obviously a goof but at least I'll get my rocks off", without being fully aware just how much of an unstable little dingbat she was.

"Phew".

Note for future clients, when you say "okay I'll stay" and the provider responds by breathing a deep sigh of relief and giving it "phew", it may well be indicative that, forget about just leaving, you may want to contact the police right there and then for your own protection.

Of course, and this is the reason for it being my biggest grievance with this trade, that would have been obvious ahead of time if her wide-eyed Charlie Manson'esque death glare wasn't photoshopped out of her profile photos (I later looked back on her early work before she had photoshopped/professional pics, which portrayed the unstable little wacko that she was, much more clearly).

In the business world you can spend weeks, months, on a deal that doesn't work out. Some last hitch, whatever. You have to get on with the next thing. That's life.


This is why you're a "punter" on E-I as much as a client, you don't really know for sure how it will pan out on a first visit. So when you arrive at a provider's and she's not the provider, you have to walk. Yes, you've washed you found some cologne you shaved better you made the calls you remembered something from her profile You hit the ATM you found parking ... and now at the door instead of a slim brunette you see a much larger blonde. You have to leave. At once. No chit chat. Leave.

When you're back here on E-I, you'll post her link in the warning section.

After you leave, you call your 2nd or 3rd prefs in the area. They may not be available, but you are.

[InsidiousCid]

In the business world you can spend weeks, months, on a deal that doesn't work out. Some last hitch, whatever. You have to get on with the next thing. That's life.


This is why you're a "punter" on E-I as much as a client, you don't really know for sure how it will pan out on a first visit. So when you arrive at a provider's and she's not the provider, you have to walk. Yes, you've washed you found some cologne you shaved better you made the calls you remembered something from her profile You hit the ATM you found parking ... and now at the door instead of a slim brunette you see a much larger blonde. You have to leave. At once. No chit chat. Leave.

When you're back here on E-I, you'll post her link in the warning section.

After you leave, you call your 2nd or 3rd prefs in the area. They may not be available, but you are.

Yes of course. But some providers don't like that. Like that little basket case above I mentioned as an example.

If I had said (like I've said to many, with negative responses), "listen, I appreciate you seeing me, but maybe another time, hmm?"....... yeah to use the other posters description, she would have "gone powerpuff on me".

That's the point I'm making when I say, "it's not always easy to leave". Not cause I'm like, "me so horny, let me roll the dice". But that physically or behaviourally or verbally, it's actually difficult to leave.

[Moocher]

I don't understand posters trivialising walking away. Significant time and effort goes into arranging a booking.In addition, there are other pressures involved in attending this secret rendez-vous.
It can't be compared with 'sure grand, just go to another shop in the area '.

There are of course uncertainties in any meeting. The discretion of the incall, will you click or get on at all etc etc. The one thing that can and should be avoided is that the the lady will reasonably match her verified profile photos.It is unacceptable that the client should have to make a 'walk' decision on that ground.