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    Default Blind as a bat !

    Yaaarrrr, hello there Horsey.
    Well I determine a Duel is out of the question on three counts.
    1. Your eyesight is suspect re:Monica`s pics, so being armed with a loaded Pistol is more
    of a danger to yourself.
    2. You live in a bygone era of somewhat gentlemanly chivalry and will fall as easy prey
    to the skulldugery and underhanded ways of a blackgaurd pirate.
    3. You sent me (as everybody I note) a friendship request to which I accepted,hence
    a duel is not an acceptable act.
    Seeing as you are a Knight, I deem an applicable contest to sate your "Call for Blood"
    is a game of chess.
    As white you go first ----- my return is D2 to D4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Yaaarrrr, hello there Horsey.
    Well I determine a Duel is out of the question on three counts.
    1. Your eyesight is suspect re:Monica`s pics, so being armed with a loaded Pistol is more
    of a danger to yourself.
    2. You live in a bygone era of somewhat gentlemanly chivalry and will fall as easy prey
    to the skulldugery and underhanded ways of a blackgaurd pirate.
    3. You sent me (as everybody I note) a friendship request to which I accepted,hence
    a duel is not an acceptable act.
    Seeing as you are a Knight, I deem an applicable contest to sate your "Call for Blood"
    is a game of chess.
    As white you go first ----- my return is D2 to D4.
    My eyesight is fine pirate I assure u for I see a coward before me.
    Your Skulldugery is no match for my Marksmanship
    My Friendship request is Rendered invalid by thou insult of my "lady"

    I give Artcle X of the 1777 irish Dueling code
    X. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as by one degree a greater offence than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regarded accordingly

    Even an apology is too late for pirate
    Dueling code 1777 link
    The Code Duello of 1777



    Do you accept Challenge or not?

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    Default Eat my lead horse face.

    Quote Originally Posted by whiteknight111
    My Friendship request is Rendered invalid by thou insult of my "lady"
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    X. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as by one degree a greater offence than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regarded accordingly[/

    Do you accept Challenge or not?
    Yaaarrrr, upon careful consideration of your written admission to the facts "my Lady" and the
    " Lady is under your care and protection," I deem Sir that you are in fact most probably
    a Pimp and therefore a Cad also.
    Hence your challenge is accepted with relish.
    As a White Knight it is most shameful that you have no mastery of the game of Chess.
    Therefore a duel with arms it is.-- my weapon of choice is my sawn off shotgun,whence
    I can retreive it as it is on loan in Limerick at present.
    The location I suggest is the Ha`penny Bridge at dawn on Feb 29th.
    Dont be late , and no Horseplay.

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    Default Hey you guys.......

    Get a room............
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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    my weapon of choice is my sawn off shotgun,whence I can retreive it as it is on loan in Limerick at present. .
    Horan has it, he used it to hold up some offie on the Island for fags and Lambrusco. ExP was the getaway driver.

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    And he only went in with a shot gun.? Did he make it out alive. Alec we will all miss you
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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Yaaarrrr, upon careful consideration of your written admission to the facts "my Lady" and the
    " Lady is under your care and protection," I deem Sir that you are in fact most probably
    a Pimp and therefore a Cad also.
    Hence your challenge is accepted with relish.
    As a White Knight it is most shameful that you have no mastery of the game of Chess.
    Therefore a duel with arms it is.-- my weapon of choice is my sawn off shotgun,whence
    I can retreive it as it is on loan in Limerick at present.
    The location I suggest is the Ha`penny Bridge at dawn on Feb 29th.
    Dont be late , and no Horseplay.
    Agreed Pugwash

    Make piece with thou maker
    and settle thou affairs
    For thou time in this world be short.

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