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    Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

    Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

    and finally

    a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

    So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
    hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln View Post
    Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

    Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

    and finally

    a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

    So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
    hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln
    And everyone rushes to your reviews to see if they were with any of the ladies you have been to

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    Default Ah...........

    Another happy customer................

    Thanks Lincon............
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    Default A fair point, sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    And everyone rushes to your reviews to see if they were with any of the ladies you have been to
    I only had a few massages with hand relief recently, I promise you all that I havent been going around profligately spreading the "joy"...but a fair point sir, hell I know I'd be checkin recent reviews out if I had read that, but I know the (very recent) time I got infected, and I know I've had my body fluids in control (a couple of hand jobs not-with-standing) since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Another happy customer................

    Thanks Lincon............
    Ah Hell Luther I don't want to be bringing any one down, I just got all reflective recently......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln View Post
    I only had a few massages with hand relief recently, I promise you all that I havent been going around profligately spreading the "joy"...but a fair point sir, hell I know I'd be checkin recent reviews out if I had read that, but I know the (very recent) time I got infected, and I know I've had my body fluids in control (a couple of hand jobs not-with-standing) since then.
    Well Thank you Sir for your consideration, glad you had fun along the way, as have I, luckily I have been able to avoid any mishaps along the way, fingers crossed, touch wood and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Well Thank you Sir for your consideration, glad you had fun along the way, as have I, luckily I have been able to avoid any mishaps along the way, fingers crossed, touch wood and all that
    More power to you old boy, and as you continue on your way merely let simple precaution be your only guide-post.

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    Default And one further clarification

    It was not an escort on E-I that I had my misadventure with, unfortunately I went off the safe and well beaten path for a cheap thrill....

    fuck it, its done, and the meds worked a treat, incidentally

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln View Post
    Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

    Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

    and finally

    a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

    So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
    hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln
    OMG will somebody play the violin please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    OMG will somebody play the violin please
    Bejaysus Harry, a heart of stone over there!!!

    ah, I know I was only statin the obvious, my experiences' no different than anyone elses....

    still and all tho...at least I have some idea what a Mike Tyson upper cut to the balls might feel like...

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