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    Unhappy Gone Off Sex

    I haven't been horny in ages. Haven't had a wank, haven't even felt the inclination. There's been some gorgeous escorts down my way lately but I haven't felt like going to see them because I know I'd wimp out of it. Work's been crap lately, so I thought it might be that, but I haven't even felt the urge in what feels like forever. It's starting to annoy me now - anyone else ever gone through this sort of thing?

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    Default Shit happens.

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I haven't been horny in ages. Haven't had a wank, haven't even felt the inclination. There's been some gorgeous escorts down my way lately but I haven't felt like going to see them because I know I'd wimp out of it. Work's been crap lately, so I thought it might be that, but I haven't even felt the urge in what feels like forever. It's starting to annoy me now - anyone else ever gone through this sort of thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I haven't been horny in ages. Haven't had a wank, haven't even felt the inclination. There's been some gorgeous escorts down my way lately but I haven't felt like going to see them because I know I'd wimp out of it. Work's been crap lately, so I thought it might be that, but I haven't even felt the urge in what feels like forever. It's starting to annoy me now - anyone else ever gone through this sort of thing?

    Considering that you are not the most prolific of punters /reviewers , i wouldnt worry about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I haven't been horny in ages. Haven't had a wank, haven't even felt the inclination. There's been some gorgeous escorts down my way lately but I haven't felt like going to see them because I know I'd wimp out of it. Work's been crap lately, so I thought it might be that, but I haven't even felt the urge in what feels like forever. It's starting to annoy me now - anyone else ever gone through this sort of thing?
    You just don't have a high sexdrive. Nothing wrong with that. At least you can hold on to your cash for longer.

    It could also be a diet thing. Try eating more foods that help produce sperm. You'll be blasting rounds before you know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrShipman View Post
    Considering that you are not the most prolific of punters /reviewers , i wouldnt worry about it
    Quality rather than quantity, Doc...

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    Does wine and happy times produce sperm ?
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    Default Relax you're not a robot!

    Just sounds like you are stressed or possibly depressed.

    Depression/Stress changes the way we think and feel

    I lost my sex drive when I lost my last job and I felt just like you described ... I didn't even want a w**k.

    You need to determine whats getting you down and address the issue.

    Take it slow on your next encounter and "relax" ..... let your thoughts drift away!



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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I haven't been horny in ages. Haven't had a wank, haven't even felt the inclination. There's been some gorgeous escorts down my way lately but I haven't felt like going to see them because I know I'd wimp out of it. Work's been crap lately, so I thought it might be that, but I haven't even felt the urge in what feels like forever. It's starting to annoy me now - anyone else ever gone through this sort of thing?
    sounds like your head is down. Your testosterone levels are gone down and your cortisol (stress hormones) are gone up. Cut down junk food from your diet ,take a multivit/min and some fish oils every morning and relax a bit more including more sleep.

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    Aye, and watch a good porno , preferably with some tidy lezzers , like.

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    Your turning into a woman mousey. Not in the mood.
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