Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
Basically, if we find someone with a penis they shouldn't have, we cut it off. Though, at my discretion, if it is a first offence, we may ask them to tuck it back between the legs where we can't see it, but they only have 30 days from that warning to get rid of it completely.
We in the Pat cave have come to dread the monthly inspection... except Ric, kinky bstard