Hi there,
Are there any escorts out there willing to engage in straight sex for the first half hour and then iron my shirts for the second half hour? Usual hourly rate would apply, of course, and nude would be nice
Hi there,
Are there any escorts out there willing to engage in straight sex for the first half hour and then iron my shirts for the second half hour? Usual hourly rate would apply, of course, and nude would be nice
if i could have got my ex girlfriend to do the latter , i would have been happy, the first was'nt too bad
Now here's a man who's put a fair bit of thought into his punting adventure . And someone who must share my hatred of ironing . Can i ask you how many shirts you are gonna bring with you to be ironed ? Looks like you're gonna have a hot 1st 30 mins and then a "steamy" 2nd 30 mins !!!!!!
I have no signature at the moment
That all depends on how many she can get through. They'll have to quote an estimate for how many shirts they can do per minute over the phone of course To prevent them from quoting ludicrous numbers there could be a bonus and penalty system in place based on their performance not meeting or exceeding their initial estimate.
If this takes off 'I' denoting 'Ironing' could be added to their favourites on their profiles. Of course, I'd be expecting to get some sort of cut as the brains behind the idea. What do you think?
The easiest system would be one whereby the penalties/rewards were monetary but it might be more interesting if they were of a different kind. Again, this could be discussed and agreed with the escort over the phone as part of her quote. Any suggestions? It would be really interesting to hear from some of our companions who might possibly be providing this service.
Harsh in the extreme