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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    As well as being afflicted with a small penis, I am also a fat obese fucker (as a couple of escorts have found out to their disgust). I looked down a few nights and realised I couldn't see it anymore. Things must change. I have spent the last few days arming my larder with plenty of cereals and low-fat foods. The gym in work will be utilised three times a week at half an hour a go, to start off. I will no longer eat on the go. By summer, I will go from this:



    to this:



    Well, that's the plan. The plan will no doubt change.

    If anyone has any tips on how to diet, please share. My belly needs all the help it can get.
    well mousey it`s summer now and it has been three months in your attempt to get a six pack...........so is it the washboard stomach.........or the beer keg
    p.s.----you can get penis pumps to sort out that weiner.
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    You kidding me? Summer's months away yet - we don't get our summers until August or September.

    Anyone for a Chinese?

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