Escorts are good for your health

**TonyB** · 12-01-24, 11:54

Just for a bit of fun I have been monitoring my sleep on my Garmin smart watch.

Days I visit an escort the watch reports a score around 90% and good to excellent sleep quality.
And days I don't visit an escort the watch reports around 30% and poor sleep quality.

I wasn't aware I wasn't sleeping properly, but the watch has brought this to my attention and it's right, I am not sleeping well.

A good nights sleep improves a days productivity, mental health and physical wellbeing.
Therefore I should visit more escorts for the sake of my health.

I genuinely can't see anything wrong with this reasoning. It seems to me to be a reasonably scientific, if arguably amateurish conclusion but based on physical evidence.

**AmorInfinito8** · 12-01-24, 12:45

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The Benefits of a Healthy Sex Life

Lower blood pressure.
Better immune system.
Better heart health, possibly including lower risk for heart disease.
Improved self-esteem.
Decreased depression and anxiety.
Increased libido.
Immediate, natural pain relief.
Better sleep.

**TommyH123** · 12-01-24, 12:49

And yet when I tried to put them down as a health expenses on my taxes my accountant said no.....ffs

**bananabox999** · 12-01-24, 13:42

Can we get the prsi to cover an appointment each year?

Really tho, im much healthier these days. Both body and mind.

**jessicabp** · 12-01-24, 13:44

Originally Posted by bananabox999

Can we get the prsi to cover an appointment each year?

Really tho, im much healthier these days. Both body and mind.

It’s actually working is other countries.

**thehighwayman** · 12-01-24, 14:02

Supposedly it's also good for your prostate by flushing out toxins.

**reflex** · 12-01-24, 14:29

In particular they're good for my right hand.................otherwise I'd be constantly

**philipkntz** · 12-01-24, 14:47

Just after consulting my own Fitbit and certainly I walk more on the day of a visit, that's no surprise as I prefer not to park too close but surprisingly, yes, there's a good night's sleep afterwards. Might be something to do with the celebratory drink and not having to work the next morning.

**ford pefect** · 12-01-24, 14:58

Tony the days you don’t visit ??

**RedDublin** · 12-01-24, 17:19

That's interesting!
I must try it

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