TonyB (12-01-24)
TonyB (12-01-24)
stevestrange (12-01-24), TonyB (12-01-24), Toolbox (12-01-24)
Right guys I hate to quash yer theory on escorts being good for your health but since I've started to see escorts I've gained weight, my knee's sound like I'm walking on a stoney beach, my eyesight is getting worse by the week, My hair has turned grey, it hurts to sit down or stand up and my ability to tolerate stupidity has decreased.
I'm definitely blaming the escorts for all this!!!
Last edited by Clubcard; 13-01-24 at 13:57.
TommyH123 (13-01-24)
Of course they are i can focus in other things after that
…you might be on to something there, everything hurts, not just my knees, I’ve come to the conclusion if it’s not hurting then it’s not working at all.
Hair was grey from birth so not blaming escorts for that, eyesight is fucked, now every escort looks more or less perfect once the glasses come off, the only accurate photos now are the ones with their faces blurred.
If I drop something I have to decide do I really need it, can I live without it?, if it’s a no then I have to bend down in instalments, I miss the days when I just had nine inch’s of stiffness to worry about.
The only plus is I’ve lost weight but that’s more to do with choosing escorts over buying food than anything else
This could be just middle age but who knows…
Last edited by TommyH123; 13-01-24 at 15:09.
Clubcard (13-01-24)
Corsasport (13-01-24), TommyH123 (13-01-24)
Spot on Tony!
The most obvious benefit I find is the glow I have for a few hours after a visit.
I always feel like that scene from Spiderman 3 where Peter Parker is walking down the street with a big grin on his face and dancing around
IAmLIAm (13-01-24)
Nononsense111 (13-01-24)