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    Default Brangelina.

    It was with much sadness that I found that my former lover Angelina Jolie split from her current beau.

    Sad but predictable. Whilst the sex was animalistic in its nature it couldnt last as I knew she could never match my needs in the boudoir over an extended period of time. The wild tantrums, mood swings and broken furniture gets to be a bore after a time.

    I told Johnny and Billy Bob to be careful but they would not listen.

    Yes I broke her in but she could never be fully tamed.

    Still drink with her Dad John though. (no not the dentist)

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    I never understood why people saw her as some big sex symbol. She mings. May it please the Court (of Public Opinion):

    EXHIBIT A


    EXHIBIT B

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    I never understood why people saw her as some big sex symbol. She mings. May it please the Court (of Public Opinion):

    EXHIBIT A


    EXHIBIT B
    her blowjob lips?.....

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    [QUOTE=anonymouse;180274]I never understood why people saw her as some big sex symbol. She mings. May it please the Court (of Public Opinion):

    EXHIBIT A


    EXHIBIT B


    Slight resemblance ?
    I have no signature at the moment

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    By the Power of Grayskull, Rimmer, they're dead ringers!

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    Default my 2 cents worth...

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    her blowjob lips?.....
    Take a look at this

    Angelina Jolie nuda - Gente e societÓ - Libero Video

    enjoy...

    Lino

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