It was with much sadness that I found that my former lover Angelina Jolie split from her current beau.
Sad but predictable. Whilst the sex was animalistic in its nature it couldnt last as I knew she could never match my needs in the boudoir over an extended period of time. The wild tantrums, mood swings and broken furniture gets to be a bore after a time.
I told Johnny and Billy Bob to be careful but they would not listen.
Yes I broke her in but she could never be fully tamed.
Still drink with her Dad John though. (no not the dentist)