One more for the ladies than the punters.

I’m curious, on the odd occasion I’d shave the back, sack and crack before meeting a lady. I mean literally have the nether regions smooth and bare as a baby’s arse.

On these occasions iv found my masseuse to be much more attentive to my bum etc. So, my question: I know hygiene is vital full stop, but if a client presents themselves clean shaven and spotless are ye impressed? I’m only assuming ye expect to see a hairy sack and crack.