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    See these kinds of stories really annoy me! Would you like to know what my last appointment was like? Well, i drove 2 hours to a house in the middle of the wilderness (gorgeous log cabin with hickory floor and soapstone wood stove imported from Scandinavia) and I did not charge him for travel time. Of course there was also the 2 hour drive home then after which I did on my own free will also: 4 hours driving I did just to be nice. He surprised me when he said he wanted to start the appointment with a bit of moonlight snowshoeing! So I had to put on one of his extra snow suits, his boots that were too big and some snow shoes. Then I followed him out into the wilderness, under the moon, and he showed me the footprints of coyotes and wolves and a possible bear. We walked and walked and walked and walked for 1 hour. Then he said lets go back, so I followed him and then he got us LOST! So we walked the trail for 2 hours, and 5 times he went back and forth over our same tracks, until I finally said "Let me lead". And so I found the way back to HIS HOUSE which I was never at before! He said he was so embarrassed and felt like an idiot for getting us lost. I said to him, "As I said before, my goal is to live life to the fullest, and this is part of living life, so dont worry about it". We then proceeded with a 3 hour sex romp and he said he'd like to marry me since there are just NO GIRLS OUT THERE LIKE ME who are so easy going, like to do sports and dont get angry at him when he made a mistake. He said he cant think of one girl out there who wouldve put up with getting lost in the wilderness with a man she never met before and having to tread the snow for 2 hours straight with no break.

    Point is. If I can go thru all that without even raising a little eyebrow to it, then why cant an escort stay calm when she gets a little cum in her eye from a very nice and good regular?
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    Midnight walk in the woods!!???

    Jesus, Dolly, he could've been a serial killer!!! Be careful, will you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    See these kinds of stories really annoy me! Would you like to know what my last appointment was like? Well, i drove 2 hours to a house in the middle of the wilderness (gorgeous log cabin with hickory floor and soapstone wood stove imported from Scandinavia) and I did not charge him for travel time. Of course there was also the 2 hour drive home then after which I did on my own free will also: 4 hours driving I did just to be nice. He surprised me when he said he wanted to start the appointment with a bit of moonlight snowshoeing! So I had to put on one of his extra snow suits, his boots that were too big and some snow shoes. Then I followed him out into the wilderness, under the moon, and he showed me the footprints of coyotes and wolves and a possible bear. We walked and walked and walked and walked for 1 hour. Then he said lets go back, so I followed him and then he got us LOST! So we walked the trail for 2 hours, and 5 times he went back and forth over our same tracks, until I finally said "Let me lead". And so I found the way back to HIS HOUSE which I was never at before! He said he was so embarrassed and felt like an idiot for getting us lost. I said to him, "As I said before, my goal is to live life to the fullest, and this is part of living life, so dont worry about it". We then proceeded with a 3 hour sex romp and he said he'd like to marry me since there are just NO GIRLS OUT THERE LIKE ME who are so easy going, like to do sports and dont get angry at him when he made a mistake. He said he cant think of one girl out there who wouldve put up with getting lost in the wilderness with a man she never met before and having to tread the snow for 2 hours straight with no break.

    Point is. If I can go thru all that without even raising a little eyebrow to it, then why cant an escort stay calm when she gets a little cum in her eye from a very nice and good regular?
    I dont think any escorts over here would have agreed to that.No charge for travelling to his location
    a walk in the woods with someone who you didnt already know and then on top of that he gets lost.
    Christ Dolly anything could have happened.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    I dont think any escorts over here would have agreed to that.No charge for travelling to his location
    a walk in the woods with someone who you didnt already know and then on top of that he gets lost.
    Christ Dolly anything could have happened.
    I like driving and seeing the scenery. So if It's my choice and pleasure to do that, then I will not charge for it.
    Yes a walk in the woods, kissing and having him suck on my tits, stick his hand down my snow pants, under the moon, it was exciting! There is a reason, also, why I am one of the most famous escorts in America. I do interesting dates like this and its hard to find girls like me who do interesting dates like this
    Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I like driving and seeing the scenery. So if It's my choice and pleasure to do that, then I will not charge for it.
    Yes a walk in the woods, kissing and having him suck on my tits, stick his hand down my snow pants, under the moon, it was exciting! There is a reason, also, why I am one of the most famous escorts in America. I do interesting dates like this and its hard to find girls like me who do interesting dates like this
    Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...
    dunno but for me too it truely beggars belief that u would put yourself in such a vulnerable situation I'm only saying it with in the interests of your safety dont know where your coming from with its all to do with 'positive attitude' be more selective & mind yourself....

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    dunno but for me too it truely beggars belief that u would put yourself in such a vulnerable situation I'm only saying it with in the interests of your safety dont know where your coming from with its all to do with 'positive attitude' be more selective & mind yourself....
    Sweeties, most escorts screen in the USA. We already know who a guy is before we go to his house. I know Irish lads dont like to be screened, but in USA, this is the normal way escorts do things. Its safer that way. So I can be relaxed going to a strangers house. And being relaxed and feeling safe means I can be open to all kinds of adventures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...
    If things go odd, then you break out the .357



    Although this pic looks like one of those old Colt Peacemakers. Draw!

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    Could get a licence for one of those where I am. Then I can show off my gun permit card like a new toy LOL.
    Just kidding. Dont worry over me mousey. I had a great time and he texts me everyday saying he cant stop thinking about how much fun he had. Next time he wants to go cross country skiing. He put up a review today on it. A very excellent one.

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    Never had an embarrassing sutuation with an escort but this thread reminded me of an embassasing situation I had years ago in a busy gym.

    Comming to the end of a workout on a weigh machine a returning weight snagged my shorts and pulled them down to my ankles. I remember as a 18year old wanting to die trying to untangle them from the machine and falling over in the process. Eventually some other gym users and a coach came over and ripped them off to get them released and me bare arsed running to the changing rooms never to return there again.

    Dont think this would embarrass me now but certaintly did then.

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