How do you think you will die?

**ladiesman217** · 01-01-24, 02:09

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So? Car crash? Heart attack? During sex?

My vote is of a heart attack induced by sheer rage - I've discovered I have something of an unhealthy anger problem where humans are concerned -> which will not shock you at all. Believe me, I am not exaggerating. Sometimes I can actually almost hear my heart beating it pumps so fast during these rage fits. Am I concerned about it? Nah. Should I be? Yeah. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

LDM Nice positive thread there to start the new year Hahaha, but for me genuinely, Cancer. Fucking cancer Seems to be everywhere nowadays I don’t think there is a family in Ireland who hasn’t been affected by it, I don’t know is it the processed foods or what is a spot it’s just insane how common it is and scares the life out of me.

It will either be that, or drop dead of a heart attack in Croke Park Someday If the day ever comes that Mayo win the all Ireland

**charlie82** · 01-01-24, 11:08

Originally Posted by JennyIrish

It will either be that, or drop dead of a heart attack in Croke Park Someday If the day ever comes that Mayo win the all Ireland

If Mayo win we’re all done for Jenny… pigs will be flying and hell will freeze over to😂😂

**AmorInfinito8** · 01-01-24, 14:08

I hadn't given it much thought
but thanks for reminding me of my mortality!!

New Year's Day has the highest suicide rate of any other Holiday

https://www.science.org/content/arti...ide%20attempts.

Anyone feeling low or depressed I would just like to remind you that the sessions are on the turn
There is always light at the end of every tunnel even if that means digging yourself out of that hole and finding your own light

I know it's easier said than done

If I had to choose a way of dying it would be by helping someone else
pushing someone out of the way of on coming traffic

Drowning after saving someone's child

I know Dying old isn't in my destiny
I'll go out with a bang one way or another

I have considered a parachute jump in this New Year, only because I have a fear of heights

So maybe that will go horribly wrong!!

**Magicman** · 01-01-24, 14:39

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

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So? Car crash? Heart attack? During sex?

My preference is old age.

So I reckon while having sex in a car on the motorway I'll have a heart attack and crash.

What a way to celebrate being 100.

**The Libertarian** · 01-01-24, 15:15

My sum total of cigarette smoking amounts to less than 1 cigarette therefore known my luck it will be lung cancer!

**Barney Rubble** · 01-01-24, 19:19

I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather. Unlike the passengers in the bus he was driving at the time.

**JennyIrish** · 01-01-24, 19:26

Originally Posted by charlie82

If Mayo win we’re all done for Jenny… pigs will be flying and hell will freeze over to��

Oh Go on and break my heart why don’t you, I’m genuinely getting to a stage where I worry will I ever see it in my lifetime!!!!!!

Unlike your county, I’d say ye find Celtic cross medals just lying around there!!!!!!!

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