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    men have an "bravado" front about them... simple
    Statistics show women suffer more from mental health problems than men...why?? well the statistics are actually incorrect as they are only based on the women who have activly sought treatment...whereas you are correct westy..men will lay off it until it becomes unbearable...

    Women have a higher pain threshold however we dont like to reach that threshold thus seek help sooner....

    Men like to go beyond the threshold to prove primative superiority

    However.. the term "man flu" comes from..the second they have a sniffle..there dead on the floor...and instantly need nursing...explain that one!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zara D View Post
    men have an "bravado" front about them... simple
    Statistics show women suffer more from mental health problems than men...why?? well the statistics are actually incorrect as they are only based on the women who have activly sought treatment...whereas you are correct westy..men will lay off it until it becomes unbearable...

    Women have a higher pain threshold however we dont like to reach that threshold thus seek help sooner....

    Men like to go beyond the threshold to prove primative superiority

    However.. the term "man flu" comes from..the second they have a sniffle..there dead on the floor...and instantly need nursing...explain that one!?

    Zara xx
    i had an uncle that skipped checkups when he wasnt well.Got diganosed when stomach cancer and skipped all sorts there too.Of course he died in no time.Brave?Nope retarded.

    My old fella held out until he had 1/2" of space in his bowel left and it spread to the pancreas and the liver.The amazing thing is although he lost weight alright he was bouncing around as normal and still fairly strong for a 70 year old.It wasnt until he was dead and buried that someone told me that he told him,that he was pissing blood and not to tell anyone or else.Brave?Fuckin retarded.

    My brother was nearly killed in a motorbike smash about ten years ago.He never got some stuff fixed and no he is in pain because of it at times.Brave?Fuckin retarded.

    Yet any woman i have ever known who had the slightest thing wrong ,was out to the doctor in a shot and not only that but have a look at any women at the doctors next time.They havnt a bother in the world.Reading "Hello" they are.More concerned about Prince Philips saggy daddy bags than their own trouble.

    Men are retarded.It takes a very very humble man (hheheheheh) to admit that bnut christ men are retarded.

    at least i am anyway,
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    Last edited by Westsidex; 20-01-10 at 16:37. Reason: slpelngi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zara D View Post
    Men like to go beyond the threshold to prove primative superiority


    Zara xx
    Damn right!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zara D View Post

    However.. the term "man flu" comes from..the second they have a sniffle..there dead on the floor...and instantly need nursing...explain that one!?



    Zara xx
    Because believe it or not we like when people make a big fuss over us it makes us feel better but we're normally too macho to avail of a fuss being made!

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    Wink lol

    aww dats cute

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    just got a paper cut in the office[gasp]----- must reach phone [gasp]---- please if any hot sexy lady reads this please come round asap----- need cuddle wuddle

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    btw u wont believe where i got paper cut so be a dear and kiss it all better

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    Default Its no that we are retarded

    Its just bthat we are lazy about such trivial matters such as health and directions. We also dont like to wait for 2 hours to be told A we are fine or B we are going to die. Either way we dont want to loose our time how much or little we have left
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Its just bthat we are lazy about such trivial matters such as health and directions. We also dont like to wait for 2 hours to be told A we are fine or B we are going to die. Either way we dont want to loose our time how much or little we have left
    another reason when we go to the doctors and we are waiting in the waiting room for ages there is never and i mean never a mans magazine always womens magazines its as if we don't get sick and i have absolutely no patients at all

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    It's an evolutionary thing. Think about the sort of society in which our species evolved. It was a very harsh and unforgiving world. Imagine something like Limerick. If you're a woman and you are in trouble then your best bet is to make a fuss and hope that someone helps you, either another woman -they do that sort of thing - or a man who hopes to mate with you. If you're a man and you are in trouble then your best is to keep quiet about it. Otherwise two things will happen. Another man will see an opportunity to steal your woman (or women). And your woman (or women) will get worried about whether you can still protect her and will start shopping around for someone more reliable.

    So this is why we are reluctant to go to the doctor. Some subconscious instinct is telling us that it would be safer not to admit anything is wrong.

    Sorry for sounding like David Attenborough.

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    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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