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    Default Auto fellatio - I would if I could but I can't!!??

    Auto fellatio is something I've tried and failed ..... just 4 fecking inches away

    I think we've all tried it right!?

    The thing is if you could would you ?? And if you did would you CIM? ..... I bet you would you Slag
    And of course would you swallow or spit

    I bet a few of you will be trying this again tonight .... Don't strain yourself! If you're close to getting there and you want it bad enough, your excitement may override your common sense. Just remember that pushing yourself too hard will lead to definite back pain and possibly injury

    I just failed again so I'm off to try stick my dick up my ass instead .....

    Let us all know how close you get

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    sorry mate not my thing

    good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhenLoveComesToTown View Post
    Auto fellatio is something I've tried and failed ..... just 4 fecking inches away

    I think we've all tried it right!?

    The thing is if you could would you ?? And if you did would you CIM? ..... I bet you would you Slag
    And of course would you swallow or spit

    I bet a few of you will be trying this again tonight .... Don't strain yourself! If you're close to getting there and you want it bad enough, your excitement may override your common sense. Just remember that pushing yourself too hard will lead to definite back pain and possibly injury

    I just failed again so I'm off to try stick my dick up my ass instead .....

    Let us all know how close you get
    i just bend over now and am about three inches away from the boyo and he is cold so i reckon i might be able to do it but i dont know how much to charge myself and id feel a but gay too.Never even thought of it until reading this.

    Not trying though,
    Westside.

    PS careful with your backs trying this because you might easily hurt ligaments by over stretching them.Im a flexible person except when it comes to others.

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    I tried this a few times got a lightness in my head twice another time as I was almost there I let off the biggest fart ever hurt my back another time I'll never try again so near yet so far....

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    Why am I not surprised Ex P
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    Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
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    the other 399 then try and forget the auto part and help a brotha out

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I tried this a few times got a lightness in my head twice another time as I was almost there I let off the biggest fart ever hurt my back another time I'll never try again so near yet so far....

    Ex-P's latest attempt at Auto Fallatio



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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I tried this a few times got a lightness in my head twice another time as I was almost there I let off the biggest fart ever hurt my back another time I'll never try again so near yet so far....
    same here. I tried combining it with my other passion - shallow water snorkeling - three things happened 1 light headed 2 farted and scared away the fish for miles around 3 hurt my back and still in same position as in my holiday snaps - lesson learned

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