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    Red Bull says on the can 'it can give u wings' I bought 5 cans today in the supermarket drank them all &
    didn't get any wings should I report them or ask for my money back?.......

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    Do, Blatent false advertising that and filled with empty promoses. I havent been that upset since sueing the Never ending story
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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Red Bull says on the can 'it can give u wings' I bought 5 cans today in the supermarket drank them all &
    didn't get any wings should I report them or ask for my money back?.......
    if i were you its my liver i would be worried about that shit would kill you maybe thats what they meant by red bull giving you wings flying up to heaven after it kills you if you believe in such a place that is i honestly don't know how anyone drinks that stuff anyway it smells like cough bottle

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    Apparently it goes well with vodka or so the girls tell me. It being a stimulant and alcohol being an antistimulant.

    Anyway 5 cans you sure your not going to be flying to the toilet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    if i were you its my liver i would be worried about that shit would kill you maybe thats what they meant by red bull giving you wings flying up to heaven after it kills you if you believe in such a place that is i honestly don't know how anyone drinks that stuff anyway it smells like cough bottle
    I feel full of energy though

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    Isnt there Bull semen in those drinks ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Apparently it goes well with vodka or so the girls tell me. It being a stimulant and alcohol being an antistimulant.

    Anyway 5 cans you sure your not going to be flying to the toilet?
    flying to the toilet would be the only place i would say with an arse like a japanese flag the next morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Apparently it goes well with vodka or so the girls tell me. It being a stimulant and alcohol being an antistimulant.

    Anyway 5 cans you sure your not going to be flying to the toilet?
    The morning after effects of drinking a lorry load of vodka and Red Bull is that you have a boner that you could hang coats off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    The morning after effects of drinking a lorry load of vodka and Red Bull is that you have a boner that you could hang coats off.
    Which again brings me back to the bull semen ingredient to raise testosterone levels
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    The morning after effects of drinking a lorry load of vodka and Red Bull is that you have a boner that you could hang coats off.
    thats normal after most alcohol the next morning but i am lead to believe that after red bull your hole is like a blood orange stay clear from that stuff old harry thinks

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