Fellow punters- Today I visited the well known German escort Mature Helga!
I had no intention of visiting a escort today, but the good Helga had sent me a text message . .
"Achtung Dick! To celebrate the 96th anniversary of the victorious Battle of Tannenberg- I am making a special offer- 2 blowjobs for the price of one!"
Now I had not had sex for a few days- the wife told me
"No sex until Liverpool win a match"- so I could be waiting a while - and decided to visit Helga- (pictured below).
I withdrew 150 euro from the ATM, and went over to her place.
I knocked on her door and she opened it dressed as a schoolgirl (not bad when you consider she is 55)
"Achtung- Deek- Wunderbar to to see you!"
Anyway we chatted, I had a shower, then we got down to business . . .
There I was pumping away- Helga sucking like vacuum cleaner- when suddenly she stops and shouts-
"Achtung- time up"! Yes with typical german efficientcy she stopped at precisely 30 minutes-
"That is it Deek- if you want more it will cost another 150 euro"
And I didnt have it cost I only withdrew 150!
Fuck it- you win some- you lose some