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  1. 02-12-23, 21:22 #1
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    I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!

    So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.

    As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!

    USELESS CUNT!

    I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.

    Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.

    Anyone who also spots the second reference, gets a free pint.

    SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!

    THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!

    *punches self in balls*

    No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............

    ALSO: FUCK YOU PERSON WHO RATES THREADS AS 1 STAR! I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE NOW?????

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ... You know, it's a pity that a brain transplant isn't a thing... ... ... ... ...
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    Give King Missile a call....

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    I have no words.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!

    So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.

    As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!

    USELESS CUNT!

    I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.

    Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.

    SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!

    THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!

    *punches self in balls*

    No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............

    You are what you eat
    (no inferral your eating Shillong)

    Your also what you drink!!

    Daily average input of water and reduced salt intake,
    without that and regular exercise your solidifying your blood flow reducing rapid movement

    Age has no relevance

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    Sure we all need a night off!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
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    If she doesn't raise your blood pressure
    Your Dead!?
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    The Doja of all Cats


    This one holds very special memories!!
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    She's calling to you ladiesman217

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    Correction:

    Under 30 is the wrong side of 30.
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    Nice to see you back inspector


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