Transplant

**Launcelot** · 03-12-23, 01:03

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!

So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.

As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!

USELESS CUNT!

I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.

Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.

Anyone who also spots the second reference, gets a free pint.

SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!

THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!

*punches self in balls*

No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............

ALSO: FUCK YOU PERSON WHO RATES THREADS AS 1 STAR! I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE NOW?????

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... You know, it's a pity that a brain transplant isn't a thing... ... ... ... ...

can you imagine if it was covered on the health service. There would be a queue.

I wonder how long it would take before you could use it?

**IAmLIAm** · 03-12-23, 01:53

Originally Posted by Launcelot

can you imagine if it was covered on the health service. There would be a queue.

I wonder how long it would take before you could use it?

Almost immediately for urination.
2-3 weeks before erections return.
4-6 weeks before intercourse.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...43#post3955343

**Stephanie** · 03-12-23, 09:28

https://youtube.com/shorts/AMPmNDw-7...KjgQGNjbsr2IGa

^^^ Click Click Click

^^^

All the boys wanting bigger willies

Last night I met a most beautiful man : gorgeous to look at , smooth skin , fit , tall 6’1” ,

awesome vibes , incredible synergic energy .. he’s onto my bed and his beautiful penis

I got to admire and play with and tease : was so big No way was he going inside !

If my regular condom doesn’t fit — it won’t fit me .

I don’t have children , never gave birth - I am Tight : and will not risk injury for

another’s momentary pleasure .

All ye wanting ‘big’ :: a blessing and a curse he said - good to look at , but

limiting in what he can do with it !

We still had an incredible awesome time - I got to do what I Love 🤩 , he’s

already made a follow up booking for this coming Tuesday

Size is not everything guys . A Nice Average size that gives you pleasure and

if you wish : to procreate = Perfect !

**Toolbox** · 03-12-23, 12:08

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!

So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.

As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!

USELESS CUNT!

I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.

Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.

Anyone who also spots the second reference, gets a free pint.

SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!

THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!

*punches self in balls*

No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............

ALSO: FUCK YOU PERSON WHO RATES THREADS AS 1 STAR! I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE NOW?????

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... You know, it's a pity that a brain transplant isn't a thing... ... ... ... ...

Punching yourself in the balls isn’t going to help now is it!

**EscortInspector** · 03-12-23, 13:13

Steele, H. (2017). Pantheon: the True Story of the Egyptian Deities. Nobrow.

**bmw528** · 03-12-23, 13:53

Originally Posted by Stephanie

https://youtube.com/shorts/AMPmNDw-7...KjgQGNjbsr2IGa

^^^ Click Click Click

^^^

All the boys wanting bigger willies

Last night I met a most beautiful man : gorgeous to look at , smooth skin , fit , tall 6’1” ,

awesome vibes , incredible synergic energy .. he’s onto my bed and his beautiful penis

I got to admire and play with and tease : was so big No way was he going inside !

If my regular condom doesn’t fit — it won’t fit me .

I don’t have children , never gave birth - I am Tight : and will not risk injury for

another’s momentary pleasure .

All ye wanting ‘big’ :: a blessing and a curse he said - good to look at , but

limiting in what he can do with it !

We still had an incredible awesome time - I got to do what I Love �� , he’s

already made a follow up booking for this coming Tuesday

Size is not everything guys . A Nice Average size that gives you pleasure and

if you wish : to procreate = Perfect !

When you see him next Tuesday will you ask him does he work in Maynooth Nursing Home ?
There is a new Doctor in there showing some of the Aulones a very large instrument from what I am hearing.

**ladiesman217** · 03-12-23, 14:00

Originally Posted by IAmLIAm

Finally....

Smart bollocks!

I approve though!!

As for the rest of you: learn to read ffs. Size doesn't matter so long as it's at least equal to my own WHEN IT USED TO WORK. Eejits.....

Actually I'm more surprised as to how this progressed to be 2 pages... ... ...

**AngelsFan** · 03-12-23, 14:24

Why did it stop working?

Health issues? Obesity? Depression?
Do you wake up with a boner?

It's worth looking into what you can do. If it's something you can fix through lifestyle choice you should do it.

You're still a young man and quality of life is important

**ladiesman217** · 03-12-23, 22:19

Originally Posted by AngelsFan

Why did it stop working?

Health issues? Obesity? Depression?
Do you wake up with a boner?

It's worth looking into what you can do. If it's something you can fix through lifestyle choice you should do it.

You're still a young man and quality of life is important

Nah. Too much work!

AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME YOUNG AGAIN!! There are only 2 people more ancient than I..... Barney Rubble and .: dr love

Now where's me chainsaw.....

**Littlelad** · 04-12-23, 00:14

Originally Posted by Stephanie

https://youtube.com/shorts/AMPmNDw-7...KjgQGNjbsr2IGa

^^^ Click Click Click

^^^

All the boys wanting bigger willies

Last night I met a most beautiful man : gorgeous to look at , smooth skin , fit , tall 6’1” ,

awesome vibes , incredible synergic energy .. he’s onto my bed and his beautiful penis

I got to admire and play with and tease : was so big No way was he going inside !

If my regular condom doesn’t fit — it won’t fit me .

I don’t have children , never gave birth - I am Tight : and will not risk injury for

another’s momentary pleasure .

All ye wanting ‘big’ :: a blessing and a curse he said - good to look at , but

limiting in what he can do with it !

We still had an incredible awesome time - I got to do what I Love 🤩 , he’s

already made a follow up booking for this coming Tuesday

Size is not everything guys . A Nice Average size that gives you pleasure and

if you wish : to procreate = Perfect !

And you don't mind the smaller ones either Steph ;-)

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