It actually happend

[milkman]

Of course Im not serious about that. The ashtray was full, and I know I should have empied it but I didnt so I used the universal ashtray

Mea culpa, doozer,sorry, i didn't notice the sarcasm !

[Dirty Harry]

ah fuck him doozer he probably wanks in to the milk then sells it
Is that genuinely the most intelligent thing you can post ?That's the most enlightening thing you can think of ? Hilarious.....

glad you found it hilarious had a good few beers when i posted that one sorry if i offended you milkman but the good news is i will be recycling my beer bottles just for you ok

[milkman]

glad you found it hilarious had a good few beers when i posted that one sorry if i offended you milkman but the good news is i will be recycling my beer bottles just for you ok

Fair enough ,dh - i was a little bit tetchy alright cos i did think you actually had stumbled onto my secret milk ingredient...... YouTube - Father Ted Speed 3 Clip

[Dirty Harry]

Fair enough ,dh - i was a little bit tetchy alright cos i did think you actually had stumbled onto my secret milk ingredient...... YouTube - Father Ted Speed 3 Clip

very good no the only place i stumbled to was bed i wasen't fit to fart lastnite i was that drunk take care dude

[Rod Stewart]

Fair enough ,dh - i was a little bit tetchy alright cos i did think you actually had stumbled onto my secret milk ingredient...... YouTube - Father Ted Speed 3 Clip

That was a great episode milkman, i remember seeing that a few times. the woman that answered the door had a serious pair of jugs on her. i bet fr. dougal was skipping away down the driveway with a stiffy brewing in his trunks . maybe she was where the milk was provided, from her big knockers LOL
I remember when fr. ted (Dermot Morgan R.I.P.) walked in to find mrs. doyle and pat mustard (the milkman) having a laugh, and mrs.doyle says to fr.ted "pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box". and fr.ted says "what! how daaaaarrre you....." when pat mustard holds up a big wrench and says "yeah, its too big for the milkfloat". great series indeed.

[nicegirlsarenice]

"Ted!!! You forgot your brick!!!" I think that is one of the funniest lines ever.

[experienced punter]

I was talking to a legal eagle friend of mine he tells me if u don't pay the fine you'll get 18months he also told me theres plenty of guys in Limerick Prison who read EI wanting to meet u ......

[Doozer]

I was talking to a legal eagle friend of mine he tells me if u don't pay the fine you'll get 18months he also told me theres plenty of guys in Limerick Prison who read EI wanting to meet u ......

Do you reckon I could charge extra for that Ex P?