complete noob with escorts, what can i expect?

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As the title says, i've been lurking this site for well over a year now but i could never get the confidence to actually follow through on it outside of suggestions on certain massage places, do you guys have any tips? what can i expect, look for,etc.

What can you expect

Hot babes.
Boobies.
The ride of your life.

And

Mastering door intercoms and keypads.

Not mastering how the regulate shower temp.

A sense of disappointment for not starting your escort quest way before now.