Lolita...

[experienced punter]

He told me the same thing around Christmas and then wouldn't open the door..........

Louser, I was bloody freezin. And he asked me to collect some milk and biscuits for him on the way........

PS - Lolita looks lovely..........

I saw u at the gates of my manor but u were walking like a right steamer so I l left u there
u got the wrong biscuits anyway....

[luther]

I saw u at the gates of my manor but u were walking like a right steamer so I l left u there
u got the wrong biscuits anyway....

And I told you, I was walking that way because I took a bit of a fall on the ice, spilt the milk and had to walk all the way back for more milk........

I was injured, tired, covered in milk and cold.............but at least I had the biscuits to keep me going.......

Lovely they were........

PS - I hope the bread you were keeping for the sambo was stale..........

[Doozer]

Well if EX P rejects you , you can always come over to mine.

I always welcome new guinea pigs..errrrrrrrrr I mean friends