:D Unusual Gifts!!!!!

[JennyIrish]

Well yesterday morning a wonderful regular client of mine arrived with what I have to say has got to be one of my favourite gifts to receive from a gentleman so far!!

I know ladies who have Received gifts such as a car, designer handbags, diamonds etc.

I’m a simple kinda lady, I’m usually Dancing for joy if he arrives with a coffee and chocolate.

I don’t drink (I often get presents of wine or champagne But I never have the heart to say oh I don’t drink, I just thank the gentleman graciously and know that my sister is going to be delighted with yet another bottle of fine wine from me

But I’m a total foodie, I love either eating out or cooking, good food and great sex it’s the simple pleasures In life which are the best, right?

So Yesterday morning my regular arrives in with a brown bag of . . . Crab claws!!! Not just any old crab claws but Killala Bay crab claws which he has caught himself!!! (I had mentioned to him previously how I adore fresh crab claws but they can be hard to get)

So dinner this evening for me is lemon buttery Killala bay crab claws which would cost a fortune in a restaurant, who needs diamonds, they don’t even taste good!!!

Moral of the story, just before Christmas time, as sometimes the simplest and most unexpected gifts to which a little bit of thought has been given can bring the greatest joy!


P.S. if I am on tour please do not bring me any seafood I would have no way of cooking or doing anything with it!!!

I also want to point out, that I never want or expect gifts from clients, bring good manners and a smile and I’m a happy h@oker xx

TommyH gonna be CRACKING up with joke for this thread :lmao;

[WellDressed]

You know you'll be brought enough seafood to start an aquarium now.... Lads will be rocking up with crates of lobsters and crabs (the seafood kind)
You should have said you got a gold necklace, you'd be able to retire in a few months

[Clubcard]

I brought raffealla and her friend a big bag of prawns and hake fillets once..... true story

[JennyIrish]

You know you'll be brought enough seafood to start an aquarium now.... Lads will be rocking up with crates of lobsters and crabs (the seafood kind)
You should have said you got a gold necklace, you'd be able to retire in a few months

Ha ha ha Which is precisely why I had to point out to please not bring me any seafood, it happens to me before with tiramisus, I mentioned a chef client of mine who brought me are fantastic Tiramisu he had made, and for months afterwards I had clients bringing me home-made tiramisu!! Of course I’m grateful, of course it’s always wonderful to receive a present but yes I did go out of my way to point out please do not bring me any seafood lol.

I do love those new model Mercedes though, in black particularly, or oh how I dream of a bespoke kitchen, cough cough, wink wink
(A lady can dream, right?!)

[Marmitecuff]

Well yesterday morning a wonderful regular client of mine arrived with what I have to say has got to be one of my favourite gifts to receive from a gentleman so far!!

I know ladies who have Received gifts such as a car, designer handbags, diamonds etc.

I’m a simple kinda lady, I’m usually Dancing for joy if he arrives with a coffee and chocolate.

I don’t drink (I often get presents of wine or champagne But I never have the heart to say oh I don’t drink, I just thank the gentleman graciously and know that my sister is going to be delighted with yet another bottle of fine wine from me

But I’m a total foodie, I love either eating out or cooking, good food and great sex it’s the simple pleasures In life which are the best, right?

So Yesterday morning my regular arrives in with a brown bag of . . . Crab claws!!! Not just any old crab claws but Killala Bay crab claws which he has caught himself!!! (I had mentioned to him previously how I adore fresh crab claws but they can be hard to get)

So dinner this evening for me is lemon buttery Killala bay crab claws which would cost a fortune in a restaurant, who needs diamonds, they don’t even taste good!!!

Moral of the story, just before Christmas time, as sometimes the simplest and most unexpected gifts to which a little bit of thought has been given can bring the greatest joy!


P.S. if I am on tour please do not bring me any seafood I would have no way of cooking or doing anything with it!!!

I also want to point out, that I never want or expect gifts from clients, bring good manners and a smile and I’m a happy h@oker xx

TommyH gonna be CRACKING up with joke for this thread :lmao;

This has got to be the first time I've seen a lady excited with a client bringing her anything to do with crabs. Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal.

[TommyH123]

I gave a lady a pearl necklace recently

She def wasn’t expecting it ��

My top tree unusual gifts are, socks, batteries & sea salt

All requests by the way, I’m brutal at picking gifts, gave the wife one shoe for her birthday and the other for Xmas and a packet of flower seeds for Valentine’s Day, she’ll be sorted for next year ��

I’ll be back in a few minutes

I’m working on a fish finger gag ��

[JennyIrish]

This has got to be the first time I've seen a lady excited with a client bringing her anything to do with crabs. Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal.

Bah ha ha, you beat Tommy to it!!!!!!

[JennyIrish]

I gave a lady a pearl necklace recently

She def wasn’t expecting it ��

My top tree unusual gifts are, socks, batteries & sea salt

All requests by the way, I’m brutal at picking gifts, gave the wife one shoe for her birthday and the other for Xmas and a packet of flower seeds for Valentine’s Day, she’ll be sorted for next year ��

I’ll be back in a few minutes

I’m working on a fish finger gag ��

Omg ur some bollix (tried to highlight the pearl necklace bit there, why am I so inept at using this site!!

Ah you were beaten to the crabs joke TommyH, you’re getting rusty boy, getting rusty!!!

[Clubcard]

Omg ur some bollix (tried to highlight the pearl necklace bit there, why am I so inept at using this site!!

Ah you were beaten to the crabs joke TommyH, you’re getting rusty boy, getting rusty!!!

He has a can of WD40 preped and ready to go

[Bridgittee]

I received milk directly from the cow, duck eggs which i loveee , goat milk for my lil one, someone made handmade toys for my lil one ( btw she still have them , you know who you are ) what can i say im a culchie women and i love it , perfumes and those things i can buy myself , it doesnt mean i dont enjoy them , it means i love more the things money cant buy