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    I know I will be slagged for posting this but what the heck.

    Im an average guy with decent equipment and no health or performance issues. Also I am toned generally keep myself clean even my arse lol and brush my teeth daily. Feeling lately that I needed a little extra fun I decided to contact an escort through here. As this would be my first time with an escort I really admired myself with how easy it was to find a girl with good reviews. I made the appointment and attended the meeting in her hotel.

    I paid and went in to have my shower and when I came out we chatted a little and she got on the bed and I beside her. She was a nice girl but pointed out a list of rules first which I felt were a little strict. These included things like not kissing her lips, inserting fingers or even my tongue. She also didnt like my hands on her anytime I touched her with my hands she jumped. Anyway putting all this aside I decided to do what I came for and guess what disaster my lad had retreated and would not budge.

    She decided to help a little with her hands to no avail then to covering my limp lad with a condom for oral. I couldnt feel a thing and the more she tried the less happened. So basically I couldnt get it up when I went to see and escort and Im putting it down to nervous.

    Really the main reason for posting this is what do I do, Was it just the escort didnt put me at ease and my lad got shy. I want to go again to another escort but now Im afraid it will happen again. Would vigra help with this or should I have a few shots of whiskey first or what ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockman View Post
    I know I will be slagged for posting this but what the heck.

    Im an average guy with decent equipment and no health or performance issues. Also I am toned generally keep myself clean even my arse lol and brush my teeth daily. Feeling lately that I needed a little extra fun I decided to contact an escort through here. As this would be my first time with an escort I really admired myself with how easy it was to find a girl with good reviews. I made the appointment and attended the meeting in her hotel.

    I paid and went in to have my shower and when I came out we chatted a little and she got on the bed and I beside her. She was a nice girl but pointed out a list of rules first which I felt were a little strict. These included things like not kissing her lips, inserting fingers or even my tongue. She also didnt like my hands on her anytime I touched her with my hands she jumped. Anyway putting all this aside I decided to do what I came for and guess what disaster my lad had retreated and would not budge.

    She decided to help a little with her hands to no avail then to covering my limp lad with a condom for oral. I couldnt feel a thing and the more she tried the less happened. So basically I couldnt get it up when I went to see and escort and Im putting it down to nervous.

    Really the main reason for posting this is what do I do, Was it just the escort didnt put me at ease and my lad got shy. I want to go again to another escort but now Im afraid it will happen again. Would vigra help with this or should I have a few shots of whiskey first or what ?
    Name and Shame,what a shite escort!

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    so u couldn't put your hands on her? ah here ya twas her fault alrite what a complete waste of time & money no wonder the mickey was unresponsive u have nothing to be embarrassed about you've just met a timewaster escort there is such a thing despicable thing about it too is she robbed u of your hard earned cash......

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    Yaaarrrr tis easy to diagnose yer problem lad.
    Firsly ye need a wench ye can take control of,
    You be the rule-maker n take no shit off her.
    All the "dont do this" n "dont do that" crap forced yer into a mental state of rejection.
    Hence yer todger felt unwanted.
    Seeing twas yer first attempt maybe all them female "bits" available were too much fer thee.
    Suggest ye start with a good ole T.S. lass n you`ll feel more on common ground.
    Failing that do as the Cap`n does n find a cabin boy to wank e off.

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    yeah man that is way too strict sorry for the bad first time experience man

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    Some escorts will say in passing they don't like finger insertion or no anal play but not really strictly, I would put it down to nervousness and the escort being so strict didn't help either. Yes Viagra would help but a shot of something would also help relax you. Next time go for a sensual massage first, even massage her sometimes works and when he's ready go for it, I find a Mickey is like a kettle, keep watching it and it will never boil....

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    Name and Shame well firstly this happened about 6 months ago and believe it or not I cant remember her name. I know before hand I checked her reviews she had a lot and they were pretty good and she was mainly based in Dublin but touring down here in Cork where I met her. A few weeks after I checked back and looked at her profile and reviews and also found another mention of a punter complaining about her not wanting to be touched. But for the life of me I cant remember her name and also as I paid for 1hour but left after only 1/2 she said the she would owe me the 1/2 hour next time.

    And no Capt. its not my first time with a woman just my first time with an escort so It wasnt a case of my first attempt and it been too much for me.

    I prob. will have another punt but need to get the viagra first just to make sure im not gona waste my money. lol

    Thanks for your advice lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockman View Post
    Name and Shame well firstly this happened about 6 months ago and believe it or not I cant remember her name. I know before hand I checked her reviews she had a lot and they were pretty good and she was mainly based in Dublin but touring down here in Cork where I met her. A few weeks after I checked back and looked at her profile and reviews and also found another mention of a punter complaining about her not wanting to be touched. But for the life of me I cant remember her name and also as I paid for 1hour but left after only 1/2 she said the she would owe me the 1/2 hour next time.

    And no Capt. its not my first time with a woman just my first time with an escort so It wasnt a case of my first attempt and it been too much for me.

    I prob. will have another punt but need to get the viagra first just to make sure im not gona waste my money. lol

    Thanks for your advice lads
    ALEXIS???Great escort,but would eat a novice like you for breakfast if aloud.

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    Thumbs up not on your own!

    hiya mate your not on your own!

    ive been punting on and off for over 18 years, sex citys, massage parlours and escorts!

    but i came out of an sexless relationship a while ago, my fault had an affair with an eastern european girl who gave me the best sex i ever had and that's including seeing escorts, boy could this girl do things i could only dream of!

    anyway when it was over i missed the sex, so i decided i go back to seeing escorts and get this sex back, well what a let down, i went to see an established escort on this site in a hotel, well im confident in myself i have no problems preforming or making a girl happy, but this girl put me right off, she was stunning but as like you i was told no this, no thast and so on, so after all theses rules what the fuck was i suppose to do lay there and look at the ceiling, any way like you she covered me and tried to give me a bj, well nothing happened at all, so we tried a different position i went soft again, and took the condom off, tried to do something else to try and get hard again just about manged it put when she covered me again and gave me a bj i went soft again, now the escort was going mad at me as this was the 3rd condom i wasted on her, so in the end i just got dressed and left, but i took the bull by the horns (so to speak) and saw another 1 a week later and that was better, but to this day 2 years later, i still cant find that sex i had with that eastern european girl!

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    Wink 1 problem 1 solution

    Rock man....5 problems, 1 solution....

    ZARA DAVIES

    Come on boys "coz your worth it"

    hahahaha

    Babe im in cork next week

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