Irish Men - Dirty Arses?

[richardnumbertwo]

Why don't the escorts who complain about men with dirty arses tell them that there arse is dirty and that they will not be getting any nookie until it is clean? At the end of the day it is your industry and it will never affect us punters to the same degree that it will escorts. It is actually a bit disconcerting that some escorts claim this and yet will do nothing about it but whine about it on a message board where I would hazard a guess that you have most of the cleanest and better punters rather than the dirty arses. People also need to brush up on the difference between anecdote and fact.

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Synonyms:
noun: story, joke

anecdotes plural

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Pete was telling them an anecdote about their mother. + 'about'

He has a talent for recollection and anecdote.

Anecdotes are individual accounts of something that are not reliable evidence.

The image of the fox as a pest is grossly exaggerated in anecdote and folklore.



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[BrianOC]

Not all of them sweetie I love Irish.... the clean ones bit more than the dirty ones though...


You shouldnt generalize like this....

im curious do you keep spare sheets just incase?

also how often does this happen?

[Taylor of Manchester]

But a cheesy cock, last nights curry spread around the ring and caught in the hairs of your arse are not going to get you what you want are they ???

Garlic, smokers or last nights beer breath?? 'She didn't offer french kissing'

Wash - and then wash again

Why oh why do guys go into the shower and wash everything apart from......

Cock, balls, under the foreskin if you have one.

Arse, not just a quick flick, get your finger in there, if there is something 'lurking' and you like to to be rimmed.

Armpits.

Its not rocket science...

Apologies if I have offended anyone, however, this is a website for grown-ups.

Be clean, its one of the best ways to get the party started....


Love
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[jessie]

[QUOTE=richardnumbertwo;176636]Why don't the escorts who complain about men with dirty arses tell them that there arse is dirty and that they will not be getting any nookie until it is clean? At the end of the day it is your industry and it will never affect us punters to the same degree that it will escorts. It is actually a bit disconcerting that some escorts claim this and yet will do nothing about it but whine about it on a message board where I would hazard a guess that you have most of the cleanest and better punters rather than the dirty arses. People also need to brush up on the difference between anecdote and fact.
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Who said we wont tell them? We do but guess what, they don't get it and will return with the same dirty ass again.

Jessie

[Taylor of Manchester]

You go Jessie!!

The thing is - you guys think we are complaining.

Anna was stating fact.

I would say a majority of WGs that post on this forum have come across some kind of soap dodger - in all shapes, sizes and ages.

Its rude, its disrespecful and it will get you a crap service.

Your choice guys.

T
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[Alec Horan]

I got so paranoid reading this thread that I scrubbed the bejaysus outta my hole this evening.

Now I cant even sit down.

[click n pick]

Not all of them sweetie I love Irish.... the clean ones bit more than the dirty ones though...


You shouldnt generalize like this....

A hairy ass.. i think most men do?
im also very aware that if i take a dump..as most men do!!!
I CLEAN MY FUCKING ARSE HOLE AFTER...not with paper but with water in ze shower with soap and lots of elbo grease..
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE LADS(SOME LADS!!)AND FOR THE LADYS CLEAN YOUS ARSE HOLE PROPERLY ITS A SIMPLE REQUEST FROM ANNA..speaking for all escorts i think.

[anon361]

I have re-written a reply to this post each with different variations of excuse on how it's not totally their fault, it's their diet, it's their upbringing, it's the larger Irish families so hot water was an issue, the continent has better water systems in the apartments but it's all Bull, we are individuals so our own hygiene is our own responsibility so there are no excuses.

I would like to think that I have never inflicted this issue on any escort (very unlikely with me) but if I have, I am man enough to stand up and apologize and assure you I always do my utmost to ensure this never happens or will happen again.

Now maybe I am lucky but I cannot really complain about the hygiene of the ladies I have visited in the past, out of all them just one had a smell from her posterior but she was immaculate otherwise so I put it down to a sneaky wet fart or she was caught on the hop and had to go after she had a shower

While I hate this whole issue and it embarrases me not only as an Irishman but as a human being I have not doubt the escorts are speaking the truth and if this topic has to be raised over and over again untill things improve, so be it..

[richardnumbertwo]

[QUOTE=Jessie;176662]

Why don't the escorts who complain about men with dirty arses tell them that there arse is dirty and that they will not be getting any nookie until it is clean? At the end of the day it is your industry and it will never affect us punters to the same degree that it will escorts. It is actually a bit disconcerting that some escorts claim this and yet will do nothing about it but whine about it on a message board where I would hazard a guess that you have most of the cleanest and better punters rather than the dirty arses. People also need to brush up on the difference between anecdote and fact.
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Who said we wont tell them? We do but guess what, they don't get it and will return with the same dirty ass again.

Jessie

Do you tell them that they have a dirty arse when they return or do you carry on regardless? What do you do then? I'm curious.

[Taylor of Manchester]

[QUOTE=richardnumbertwo;176767]

Do you tell them that they have a dirty arse when they return or do you carry on regardless? What do you do then? I'm curious.

I wouldn't take a booking from them again.

T
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