Irish Men - Dirty Arses?

[luther]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone and I certainly don't hold any negative feelings against Irish people.
But from my experience and everybody's else's experience, the hygiene habits of irish males ( cant talk about females here ) are insufficient to such an extend, that it is schocking. Now i have almost figured out, what is missing in this department... apparently it will be the frequency, as when I ask to take a shower before having sex, some people just dont take it (because they had one 6 hrs ago ). Next problem will be, that some guys dont really know where to wash, as they come back from the bathroom with wet back, yet they sit down on the bed where i discover a shitmark later and they would still have smelly penis... This makes me think, they some guys might think, that it is very dirty or sinful or whatever, to put soap on your hand and touch your own privates to wash it...
I hope you understand, that by the nature of my job, this could be an issue for me.
So Gentlemen, if I ask you to take a shower, I mean to wash your genitals properly, not your back..

Like it or not, these are the facts and if you are one of the very few clean ones, then this shouldnt offend you as its not you, who I'm trying to address with those comments.

The only reaction I would expect is shame and increased hygiene consciuosnes but all I see is ignorance and people who think they are clean enough, yet the they leave a shitmark.

Nope.

Your opinion, not facts.

If it has happened to this escort it is a fact, and not an opinion............

As I've highlighted in Anna's post, she's referring to some, and not all................

[BrianOC]

apparnetly some lads are leaving 18 wheeler lorry skid marks on the girls bed clothes!

[riskyfun]

Lets jusr say as a frequent user of massage services in Cork i've heard this numerous times for different girls..... Time to clean your asses guys......

[Alec Horan]

I have seen this written on numerous occasions by escorts. Where has this come from and how long
has it been doing the rounds? Is this just a way of slandering Irish men or is there the slightest bit off truth to it?

I can understand some smelly farmer from Cavan or a similar dump who just comes in for his annual ride having a dirty hole but your normal everyday young male I cannot.

If I suggested that Pakistani's didn't clean their assholes then I'm sure I would get accused of racism.

It would apear that there is some truth. Apparently our continental cousins are more prone to use the bidet than us Micks Mick.

I imagine that Catherine Deneuve and Sophia Loren would have different standards than Biddy from Glenroe.

[dave1dave]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone and I certainly don't hold any negative feelings against Irish people.
But from my experience and everybody's else's experience, the hygiene habits of irish males ( cant talk about females here ) are insufficient to such an extend, that it is schocking. Now i have almost figured out, what is missing in this department... apparently it will be the frequency, as when I ask to take a shower before having sex, some people just dont take it (because they had one 6 hrs ago ). Next problem will be, that some guys dont really know where to wash, as they come back from the bathroom with wet back, yet they sit down on the bed where i discover a shitmark later and they would still have smelly penis... This makes me think, they some guys might think, that it is very dirty or sinful or whatever, to put soap on your hand and touch your own privates to wash it...
I hope you understand, that by the nature of my job, this could be an issue for me.
So Gentlemen, if I ask you to take a shower, I mean to wash your genitals properly, not your back..

Like it or not, these are the facts and if you are one of the very few clean ones, then this shouldnt offend you as its not you, who I'm trying to address with those comments.

The only reaction I would expect is shame and increased hygiene consciuosnes but all I see is ignorance and people who think they are clean enough, yet the they leave a shitmark.

How could someones arse be so bad to leave a shitmark.... ( Dave slips off to chech his own sheets)

[dave1dave]

apparnetly some lads are leaving 18 wheeler lorry skid marks on the girls bed clothes!

Do they slide along the sheets like a dog wiping his arse.....



Rover !!!!

[carlos marvado]

Do they slide along the sheets like a dog wiping his arse.....



Rover !!!!

LMAO.......reminds me of the signs in English boarding houses in the '50s......no dogs or Irish.

[BrianOC]

Do they slide along the sheets like a dog wiping his arse.....



Rover !!!!

Im not privy to the ins and outs

but thats what i suspect!

[Anna23]

How could someones arse be so bad to leave a shitmark.... ( Dave slips off to chech his own sheets)

I don't know, I don't know.... was he the devil?!




Now seriously, the only explanation is, that those guys dont wash their ass nor wipe it ( or at least not properly ).

Now before someone raises the opinion of this being only my personal experience and that there is only one dirty client at most, let me remind you how many escorts do say on their profile" services subject to hygiene", cleanliness necessary, clean gentlemen only etc., why do you think is this?
Ok, very little escorts would have the balls to come and complain about it infront of potential cliens, but I can assure you, that all of them would complain about it between each other and I never heard an escort to say, that it isnt like this and that clients are generally very clean here.

[carlos marvado]

carlos to be honest i dont really care if you see a reason for me to take offence or not.
the fact is i have taken offence and thats all you need to know since i was speaking to the organ grinder not the monkey.

In which case I will let the organ grinder reply......I believe she is as good at typing as the monkey.

Just out of curiosity, have you seen Anna23?