Irish Men - Dirty Arses?

[anon361]

Eh? Pay for solar energy

Oops, took you up wrong have to pay for everything else bar the solar, no bank owns that

[carlos marvado]

Ok, so I'm spending hours after each shitmark trying to figure out, how is it possible for someone to be this dirty and it has a simple explanation - Irish wash their kids only once a week An explanation, which all of you put great efforts to keep secret in front of me. You were pulling my leg trying to persuade me, that this is impossible and that all people take showers every day. Ha BULLSHIT!
If you are taught to wash only once a week for your entire childhood, how could it happen that out of sudden you would get enlightened when reaching punters age and change your lifetime habits into washing to keep up with continental standards, huh?

No point to come back at me saying not all kids were washed only once a week, this time i will know, you are just pulling me leg. I saw enough evidence now.


I'm just not sure what it is about Anon, that he is so clean.. I'd guess he was adopted from a different country or somethin. Or maybe some compulsive obsessive disorder

Fair enough - different countries different standards. But people please , do realize that it is necessary to wash very well before sex! If you wish to wash only once a week in the meantime, then thats ok with me, do whatever you want when not with me. But once you wanna have sex with me or another clean escort, please do rub and scrub with soap and water in all nooks of your bodies. PLEASE.

Yes Anna, in Ireland Saturday evening was traditionally set aside for washing the 10 childer. Most families would have have a big cast iron tub which doubled up as both a bath and place for washing clothes, and when it was'nt is use, you could store the turf in it. For those fortunate enough to have their own little cottage, the water would have been warmed up in a big black pot suspended over an open fire. The head of the house went first and then he snook off to the pub. The children then took their turns in order of seniority with the mother on hand to assist the younger ones. By the time the youngest took their turn, the water would be tepid, with any that had been spilt or spashed out by the older ones being replaced by their pee.

The slums of Dublin were another thing altogether.......worst slums in the British Empire. The Victorians, who believed that cleanliness was next to godliness, built public baths (not swimming pools) so that the poor of the city would have an opportunity to wash themselves and their clothes, if the fancy should take them......the only alternative being a trip to the seaside and death by pneumonia. These far thinking proponents of public hygiene gave us such famous landmarks as the Tara Street Baths and Ivy Baths. In later years, they did if fact become "swimming pools", but that was not their original purpose.

As to boys being taught to pull back their foreskins to wash their "thing" properly, this would have been frowned upon, because as the Christian Brothers taught it, touching oneself led to impure thoughts, and impure thoughts led to impure acts, and impure acts would make you go blind in the long run and also ensure a warm spot in hell in the afterlife. But as the economists say, "in the long run, we're all going to be dead", so as long as you don't take pleasure from it, take the time to wash yourselves properly.

[capt.pugwash]

[QUOTE=Anna23;177099]Ok, so I'm spending hours after each shitmark trying to figure out, how is it possible for someone to be this dirty and it has a simple explanation - Irish wash their kids only once a week An explanation, which all of you put great efforts to keep secret in front of me. You were pulling my leg trying to persuade me, that this is impossible and that all people take showersIf you are taught to wash only once a week for your entire childhood, how could it happen that out of sudden you would get enlightened when reaching punters age and change your lifetime habits into washing to keep up with continental standards,
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Yaaarrrrr , -Ye say "CONTINENTAL STANDARDS" eh ? , now that be takin generalising a bit far Lass,
When this Cap`n did visit Bratislava afore the Curtain fell, Slovakian Standards left a
lot to be desired . The Scurvy Brats we did name thee.
Revise yer history on Josef Tiso, then "ferme sa bouche" with regard to Slov pride .
Eastern Europe (your "Continental")should remember whom it is indebted to.
The Western ( uncivilized) part is still paying for its burden of ww2, that is the real
"Lifetime Habit" you mention.

[vincentone]

I agree fully with Anna....and age is not the issue ...pure and plain simple
personal hygiene ...Its disgusting that the need was there to post the tread.
A bar of soap never refused ANYONES skin ...any skin...and how any person
male or female would consider it "ok" to have a "romp" and claim that a shower 6 hrs ago
was sufficient to claim to be "clean"..............Anna you should show that person the door..
Any nationality as Im sure the issue is an international one...Us Irish have been out of the
bogland ( excuse the pun) a long time now..........to whom it concerns ..c'mon lads you lettin side down

[vincentone]

RECENTLY met a very very attractive Escort in City Centre and
I WON'T EMBARASS HER ON LINE.....However I asked to take a shower as to me its a must
pure and simple...before and after.....and the response was, and to my total surprise,
no !.... its ok "you look clean" ( still had heavy coat on a weather was atrocious) !!!!!!!! ..it set me thinking about my 1 HR partner and I decided to
restrict activity....."whats good for goose is good for gander" syndrome set in.....

[Westsidex]

because as the Christian Brothers taught it,

you wouldnt have shitty arse with the christian brothers.

they kick the shit out of you,
Westside.

[Anna23]

...Anna you should show that person the door..
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Ah, thanks for the advice but you know, if it was simple as that, I wouldnt have to rant about this here. But unfortunatelly this issue is so massively common, that if I do this, there will be hardly any clients left to work with.

I pull this topic out so often only because it happens basically daily, that someone comes with shit hanging around their ass and cheese under the skin. (Just for the record, the shit is more common than the cheese )

[Anna23]

Ok, so I'm spending hours after each shitmark trying to figure out, how is it possible for someone to be this dirty and it has a simple explanation - Irish wash their kids only once a week An explanation, which all of you put great efforts to keep secret in front of me. You were pulling my leg trying to persuade me, that this is impossible and that all people take showersIf you are taught to wash only once a week for your entire childhood, how could it happen that out of sudden you would get enlightened when reaching punters age and change your lifetime habits into washing to keep up with continental standards,
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Yaaarrrrr , -Ye say "CONTINENTAL STANDARDS" eh ? , now that be takin generalising a bit far Lass,
When this Cap`n did visit Bratislava afore the Curtain fell, Slovakian Standards left a
lot to be desired . The Scurvy Brats we did name thee.
Revise yer history on Josef Tiso, then "ferme sa bouche" with regard to Slov pride .
Eastern Europe (your "Continental")should remember whom it is indebted to.
The Western ( uncivilized) part is still paying for its burden of ww2, that is the real
"Lifetime Habit" you mention.

Eh, sorry i shouldnt generalize... I should have specify that by continental I mean the middle of Europe to the west and up north.

[experienced punter]

Its come to the point now where punters would be well advised to get a mirror to see if their arse is clean after washing it give it a good smell too
Could some of the smelly arse punters be just farting rather than the shit hanging out of their arse?......

[Anna23]

Could some of the smelly arse punters be just farting rather than the shit hanging out of their arse?......

Could be the cases when something follows through...