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  1. 25-10-23, 14:22 #1
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    I have a tried and tested routine for booking an escort: Read a lot of EI profiles and compile a shortlist as your favourite escort may not be available. Next decide on a date and time. Before making a booking I always get everything ready and that includes a really good shower. Now this was the problem as this morning I was off the scale horny. Expectation of meeting a really sexy escort, a few days abstinence and creme de la creme hot soapy water in a shower all adds up to disaster. Now it is impossible to have a thorough shower without handling the tackle and no surprise in my state it has a mind all to itself. So there I was horny as hell and trying to just clean but as you can guess I cleaned too hard for too long and exploded in the shower. Rookie mistake as the wish to make an escort booking was instantly removed. A good phrase sums this accident up: Shower is nothing without control!

    My real shower accident before another booking invloved a hair trimmer and a scrotum also in the shower. You can guess what happened but I was not going to make a booking with a plaster on my balls.

    You must have some similar stories......
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  3. 25-10-23, 14:29 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinnLP13 View Post
    I have a tried and tested routine for booking an escort: Read a lot of EI profiles and compile a shortlist as your favourite escort may not be available. Next decide on a date and time. Before making a booking I always get everything ready and that includes a really good shower. Now this was the problem as this morning I was off the scale horny. Expectation of meeting a really sexy escort, a few days abstinence and creme de la creme hot soapy water in a shower all adds up to disaster. Now it is impossible to have a thorough shower without handling the tackle and no surprise in my state it has a mind all to itself. So there I was horny as hell and trying to just clean but as you can guess I cleaned too hard for too long and exploded in the shower. Rookie mistake as the wish to make an escort booking was instantly removed. A good phrase sums this accident up: Shower is nothing without control!

    My real shower accident before another booking invloved a hair trimmer and a scrotum also in the shower. You can guess what happened but I was not going to make a booking with a plaster on my balls.

    You must have some similar stories......
    My solution to problem no1 is the trusty old triton t90 shower. Between the tornado noise from that and the fuzzy hairy gooey thing growing the plughole.... knocks the horn off ya straight away.

    Problem no 2, don't shave you balls or find a visually impaired escort.
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  5. 25-10-23, 14:42 #3
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    Do you not have to rub the me out before you meet.
    I wouldn’t last 2 minutes with a lady from here if I didn’t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinnLP13 View Post
    I have a tried and tested routine for booking an escort: Read a lot of EI profiles and compile a shortlist as your favourite escort may not be available. Next decide on a date and time. Before making a booking I always get everything ready and that includes a really good shower. Now this was the problem as this morning I was off the scale horny. Expectation of meeting a really sexy escort, a few days abstinence and creme de la creme hot soapy water in a shower all adds up to disaster. Now it is impossible to have a thorough shower without handling the tackle and no surprise in my state it has a mind all to itself. So there I was horny as hell and trying to just clean but as you can guess I cleaned too hard for too long and exploded in the shower. Rookie mistake as the wish to make an escort booking was instantly removed. A good phrase sums this accident up: Shower is nothing without control!

    My real shower accident before another booking invloved a hair trimmer and a scrotum also in the shower. You can guess what happened but I was not going to make a booking with a plaster on my balls.

    You must have some similar stories......
    Sounds like you're a one trick pony
    "I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce 4play View Post
    Sounds like you're a one trick pony
    Neigh, Neeigh, just your average Donkey
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    I used to make myself cum in the shower at the start of the appointment,

    I would not even consider that now,

    hmmn I wrote elsewhere today that I am still young but perhaps Im not as young as I used to be either
    A dangerous weakness of mine- "an attraction for fast women and slow horses"
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    How did that Cancellation phone call work out for you!!?

    "Sorry love I have to cancel, I've just knocked one out in the shower 🚿 thinking about you"

    "I'll tip you next time for giving me the inspiration!!"
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  13. 26-10-23, 06:16 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmorInfinito8 View Post
    How did that Cancellation phone call work out for you!!?

    "Sorry love I have to cancel, I've just knocked one out in the shower 🚿 thinking about you"

    "I'll tip you next time for giving me the inspiration!!"
    I did not make a booking. When I make a booking with an escort I don't cancel.
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  15. 26-10-23, 09:29 #9
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    Some people not fit to be let out.
    Or even let into a shower
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