Sexually Explicit Reviews

[JennyIrish]

I understand.

From other side he thought all of his review in good way. It was just his expression and i think he didn’t realise all of this. Not to much tactful from him. Anyway his intention wasn’t bad. Iam more surprised admins didn’t edit his review without these details.

Its explicit but though in good way. I think he would be shocked how we ladies take it

I just find it crude and disrespectful and like I said I was very kind to him about something I dont think it's nice to speak about me like this and like I said I would be afraid it would put my regulars off me???

Gentlemen, do you think it would?

Sofia the mod has very kindly agreed to edit it for me.

Rooney2808, you are a gentleman, having had the pleasure of meeting you I can also verify that you are ta handsome man with a sexy accent

[bananabox999]

I find a lot of comments on here juvenile at times, be that reviews or the forum.

Its not hard to say you enjoyed yourself without going into detail.

Yeah we know its an adult site, adult content, etc.. still should present yourself in a decent manner.

[Irelandbeautyyy]

I just find it crude and disrespectful and like I said I was very kind to him about something I dont think it's nice to speak about me like this and like I said I would be afraid it would put my regulars off me???

Gentlemen, do you think it would?

Sofia the mod has very kindly agreed to edit it for me.

Rooney2808, you are a gentleman, having had the pleasure of meeting you I can also verify that you are ta handsome man with a sexy accent

It wouldn’t as everyone reads more reviews…

And we can read in lines he was absolutely excited about all what happened so its why he gave you a review with explicit details. He didn’t calm down even he left you.

But i think i will translate later some of the mentioned review. Or maybe i would have not english vocabulary for it

I love this thread! Guys need to read more our minds, more threads like this by ladies.

[Tony344]

I don't think it would put your regulars off you maybe it wasn't worded correctly. In my opinion if there are really your regulars you support them no matter what.

[JennyIrish]

This is an escort site, not a porn site, there’s no need of anything graphic in the review, we all know what goes on during a meet and the rule of manners towards ladies still apply regardless, what happens in the room should stay in the room.
Let’s put it another way, would we like it if an escort made a comment about our tiny todger and super fast finish in her reply?…obviously I’m speaking about other punters…not me…def not me 😉

Ha ha thanks for the giggle TH

[JennyIrish]

I don't think it would put your regulars off you maybe it wasn't worded correctly. In my opinion if there are really your regulars you support them no matter what.

Thanks Tony, I suppose I just like my clients to feel they are my first, make them feel non rushed, in my head it cant be nice to read that this is what what I might have been doing an hour before I met you.

Again this might sound so contradictory, yes I'm an escort, clients arent coming to me for tea and cuddles but I'm just a firm believer in no sexual details of what happened, as Bannanabox said it's not hard to write how the encounter went without sexual details and let the reader read between the lines

[TommyH123]

Ha ha thanks for the giggle TH

you're welcome, ah sure I have my uses, not many but one or two

[TommyH123]

Thanks Tony, I suppose I just like my clients to feel they are my first, make them feel non rushed, in my head it cant be nice to read that this is what what I might have been doing an hour before I met you.

Again this might sound so contradictory, yes I'm an escort, clients arent coming to me for tea and cuddles but I'm just a firm believer in no sexual details of what happened, as Bannanabox said it's not hard to write how the encounter went without sexual details and let the reader read between the lines

so there's no tea...ok, thats it, i'm out

[Benny123]

I often wondered if escorts sat down and reviewed the punters
Would they say oh he's a lot older than he said he was.
He wasn't wearing the clothes (uniform)he told me he would.
He tried to do a lap dance but it was terrible.
The hotel/apartment was cold.

When the little man stood to attention he must have been two and a half inches long. When I asked him what size he would be when he is fully erect he said I am fully erect !!!

[JennyIrish]

I often wondered if escorts sat down and reviewed the punters
Would they say oh he's a lot older than he said he was.
He wasn't wearing the clothes (uniform)he told me he would.
He tried to do a lap dance but it was terrible.
The hotel/apartment was cold.

When the little man stood to attention he must have been two and a half inches long. When I asked him what size he would be when he is fully erect he said I am fully erect !!!

Ahem, I would love to reply honestly and humorously to this but I can’t for fear I’d never get another client again!!

Buuuuuuut I’ll give ye one or two “his expectations of reviving cowgirl/reverse cowgirl were rather ambitious considering his belly size to penis size ratio and had to be politely declined”.

Or “yet another gentleman who possesses the unique and special skill of going into a shower stocked full of high end men’s toiletries, yes still coming out smelling of B.O. from under his arms.”

Or “he specifically requested deepthroat, however I was not in possession of a sling to strap his belly up out of the way of my head, yet I did my best and gave myself a headache after 15 minutes of my head bouncing off his belly like a trampoline”

Disclaimer: I have NO problem with overweight clients!!!!

Have I single-handedly destroyed my business with this post?? Have I!??


And I shall say no more.