There's not a clothesline safe in Limerick.......if Brother Ex P ever went on a world tour, he'd feck a souvenir from every country he visited.
Wash day in the Ex P household must be interesting....."dozens of little frilly garments fluttering in the soft morning air".
Hurry up and write that fecking poem Ex P.
There is no wash day in the Ex P household. He just obtains new garments when the need arises