Used underwear

[carlos marvado]

Excellent poem Ex P........great to end off the old year with a bit of culture.

Now if Westie could teach his dog to dance, we'd really be suckin diesel.

[corkman79]

See Corkguy, this is a real knicker addict. This is your future unless you seek help for youre vile addiction. Get help quick before its too late.

Nice poem Ex P

But I don't want help just yet . . . at least not until I have my hands on some nice lady's underwear. How about I get the underwear and then go into therapy? Would that work?

[Doozer]

Its a slippery slope my friend. Youll be labeled a devient. Some of the girls wont see you if you have been stealing their knickers.

Youll get depressed and try and find the tallest building in Ireland to hurl yourself off, but Ex P has dibs on it so youll be waiting a while

[corkman79]

Its a slippery slope my friend. Youll be labeled a devient. Some of the girls wont see you if you have been stealing their knickers.

Youll get depressed and try and find the tallest building in Ireland to hurl yourself off, but Ex P has dibs on it so youll be waiting a while

Well then it's the slippery slope for me. Thanks guys but my mind is made up. At least it would be if some of you ladies would contact me. Come on, I am willing to pay CASH for your used underwear!!!

[experienced punter]

Well then it's the slippery slope for me. Thanks guys but my mind is made up. At least it would be if some of you ladies would contact me. Come on, I am willing to pay CASH for your used underwear!!!

steal some from clothes lines dont worry its human nature perfectly normal the buzz is unreal dont get caught though I live in fear of being caught ....

[experienced punter]

Well then it's the slippery slope for me. Thanks guys but my mind is made up. At least it would be if some of you ladies would contact me. Come on, I am willing to pay CASH for your used underwear!!!

I had a bad experience during the year with a used pair, one of my lovely female friends agreed to give me her used knickers couldnt wait to get home with it turns out a large skidmark on it she wasnt messing either go for clean ones ....

[Dirty Harry]

I had a bad experience during the year with a used pair, one of my lovely female friends agreed to give me her used knickers couldnt wait to get home with it turns out a large skidmark on it she wasnt messing either go for clean ones ....

i think corkman79 would rather the skid marks and a yellow gusset as well

[Doozer]

steal some from clothes lines dont worry its human nature perfectly normal the buzz is unreal dont get caught though I live in fear of being caught ....

steal some from clothes lines dont worry its human nature perfectly normal the buzz is unreal dont get caught though I live in fear of being caught ....

Listen up Corkman, youre new mentor has spoken

[oneeyedreilly]

How dare you sir! I fully intend to pay for all used underwear! So come on ladies. Name your price.

How are you going to know who wore them, maybe her boyfriend?

[experienced punter]

talking of used underwear I must bring a few underpants I have in a bag for the last few days to the launderette I ate all round me over Christmas they're not too shitty......