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    Unhappy Review of Claudia

    Claudia, Tipperary Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

    I don't know if reviews are permitted in this section, but this escort has opted out of reviews and I was so let down by our meeting tonight that I felt it's only right to let other punters know a few things about her.
    After being housebound for the last few days due to the weather/roads, I made a spur of the moment decision to phone Claudia. One disadvantage of living in the sticks is that choice is limited, but Claudia was the best looking lady within easy reach and I was glad when she said she was available. I confirmed the price of 220 for one hour.
    I arrived in Cashel on time to be greeted by Claudia at the door. She is the girl in the pics, but she had a coat on so it was hard to get a good look.
    First problem was that she wanted 250 for the hour. I said I had only brought 220 as agreed on the phone and paid up, but she said that this would mean no OWO and just covered oral.
    No shower was offered, which I thought highly unusual. Drinks were not on offer either, even though her profile says otherwise.
    Claudia stripped to reveal a flabby figure. Her photos were clearly taken years ago and she has since developed a lot of cellulite on her stomach, arse and thighs. I was turned off straight away. There was no french kissing either, even though this is also advertised. Things just went downhill from there and try as I might, I couldn't get fully aroused. The whole thing was mechanical and Claudia doesn't have any real passion for the job. In spite of oral, a vigorous hand job and a lame effort at sex, I didn't cum and after half an hour I just gave up. We chatted for a while after that, when Claudia admitted she is 34, not 25 as her profile states, and is Spanish, not Swedish. There's no way she's a C cup either, nor is she partially shaven.
    All in all, an awful lot of false advertising in her profile, which I think should be edited pronto.

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    Awww... poor guy.

    Her pictures do look photoshopped, the fourth one looks like a cartoon character.

    No shower and extras not advertised is totally not on, there needs to be a stronger stance on this.

    "drinks supplied"... hah... I doubt all the girls with that really supply drinks to every punter....

    Well she probably feels terrible if she reads this, if that's any consolation. Maybe for the future she will get real and clean up her act.
    Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 30-12-09 at 02:46.

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    John Shaft
    Review of Claudia
    Claudia, Tipperary Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

    I don't know if reviews are permitted in this section, but this escort has opted out of reviews and I was so let down by our meeting tonight that I felt it's only right to let other punters know a few things about her.
    After being housebound for the last few days due to the weather/roads, I made a spur of the moment decision to phone Claudia. One disadvantage of living in the sticks is that choice is limited, but Claudia was the best looking lady within easy reach and I was glad when she said she was available. I confirmed the price of 220 for one hour.
    I arrived in Cashel on time to be greeted by Claudia at the door. She is the girl in the pics, but she had a coat on so it was hard to get a good look.
    First problem was that she wanted 250 for the hour. I said I had only brought 220 as agreed on the phone and paid up, but she said that this would mean no OWO and just covered oral.
    No shower was offered, which I thought highly unusual. Drinks were not on offer either, even though her profile says otherwise.
    Claudia stripped to reveal a flabby figure. Her photos were clearly taken years ago and she has since developed a lot of cellulite on her stomach, arse and thighs. I was turned off straight away. There was no french kissing either, even though this is also advertised. Things just went downhill from there and try as I might, I couldn't get fully aroused. The whole thing was mechanical and Claudia doesn't have any real passion for the job. In spite of oral, a vigorous hand job and a lame effort at sex, I didn't cum and after half an hour I just gave up. We chatted for a while after that, when Claudia admitted she is 34, not 25 as her profile states, and is Spanish, not Swedish. There's no way she's a C cup either, nor is she partially shaven.
    All in all, an awful lot of false advertising in her profile, which I think should be edited pronto.

    Yet again, there is a reason why they opt out of reviews. NO REVIEWS - NO VISIT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneeyedreilly View Post

    Yet again, there is a reason why they opt out of reviews. NO REVIEWS - NO VISIT.

    Yeah, I knew I was taking a chance, but when you live in the backwoods of Tipp and get a sudden horny urge to visit an escort without having to travel more than an hour, the choice is fairly limited.

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