You guys up around the pale should consider yourselves very lucky.
Down in Kerry we are suffering from something of a festive famine at the moment.
Only 3 girls working here, 2 agency and 1 ts(nothing against any ts but they just dont float my boat).

If one decent independent escort takes the initiative and grabs the proverbial bull by the horns they will earn the keys of the kingdom in no time.
There is an entire county of horny culchies down here that have not had a decent service since there was feathers on turkeys .

So come on girls, lets get it on