... ahh, you just can't beat 'em. Off into town now for a haircut and a shave - been letting the beard grow this past fortnight and there's one too many wee white bastards on my chin.

Anyway, this place does lots of face creams and a neck and shoulder massage on top of your shave. Nice one. While it's all very metrosexual, the only type of massage I'd be happy to take from a bloke is a sports massage. Plus all this homoing around with creams and oils on my head makes me nervous about sparking up a smoke after. I reckon it's worth the cost (sixty or seventy squid all told) because you've no need to shave for about three or four days afterward.

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