You'd think it was Christmas or something.
You'd think it was Christmas or something.
Once a prick - always a prick.
We're all off sulking we didn't get anything in our christmas stockings
I'm over here trying to chat up a drunk horny 18 yr old.
hope u all ave a x rated crimbo and a horny new yeaR
Even punters have to have a few days off
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It could happen to any of us.
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Well Rover, my days been Like this,
6am, smacked over head with a baby born doll, and ordered to get up and play
8am, made a nice fry up for everyone.
10am, went swimming and kept getting shoved in pool to the amusment of the hunky lifeguard who kept blowing his whistle at me and gave me a final warning.
Noon, went to the shops to return all the wrong size and colour pressies Santa brought me.
1pm got trodden over whilst walking past next clothes shop on my way to get Mario bros out of gamestation by hundreds of screaming shoppers with buggies.
3pm, arrived home to stick the steakpie, tatties, and veg on.
5pm, knock at the door and the 6yo who bashed my head and dragged me out of bed leaves to go visit friends
7.30 kickback and watch our Jack Sparrow in pirates 3
So there you have a day in the life of Elle.
Elle x
Sounds Like a great day to me well this part anyway>>>hope you watch 1 and 2 aswell Elle or else you wont be able to follow what im up to....
......YouTube - When Jack Sparrow ruled the world
"Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...
Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet
Thank you Ladies for the good times x..
That's gas, the second I did an amendment and re-posted the message, in that split second, Captain Jack posted his, the funny thing about it was that amendment was abot Capt. Jack.
Once a prick - always a prick.