Fellow punters- there I was last night running down to Tescos to make some last minute shopping when I ran into a escort which we all know well- Tits Tina, the well known Manchester escort living in Cork street. As yous all know this is one sex mad escort!
I met her in the fruit and veg department- I took the picture below on my camera phone-
She was talkative with me- "By Eck Dick, fancy meeting you here- what are you buying- Condoms?"
No I told her, just getting some milk for the wife- "By Eck- giving your wife some milk eh- cock milk Im sure, I didnt think you would have had much left after your visit to me yesterday"
"Dont talk about that" I asked her, in case somebody hears . . "By eck Dick, keep your knickers on, or should I say your wifes knickers, the ones belonging to her that you wore with me . . "
I tried to deflect her by asking her about herself-"what are you buying here?" "By Eck Dick, Im here for my boyfriend, he likes to have good melons in the morning, here I have picked 2- look"
Sex mad bitch, Im sure he fucking does like to have melons in the morning- Tinas Melons!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .