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  1. 18-09-23, 18:52 #1
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    Default The door

    Hello, I'm parking, I'll be there in 2 minutes.
    Ok
    I'm walking by the shops, ETA 1 minute
    Ok
    I'm nearly at the door, you can open the door, 20 seconds.
    Ok
    Open the door
    I'm at the door
    Open the door please
    Open the door
    I'm here at the door.
    I don't like standing here with people passing
    Can you open the door please?
    Is there a problem?

    About 5 minutes later the apartment block door opens

    This happens every single time.
    Why can't women just open the door in a timely manner?
    It's not like I don't give plenty of notice.
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    They're probably busy searching around the apartment for a €20, for change
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    Escorts often don't appreciate [as Albert Einstein explained] that time is much slower on the outside of the door than on the inside.
    Much slower still of there is a lot of people about.
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  7. 18-09-23, 19:05 #4
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    Depends of the intercom also depends if you follow the instructions if pushing or pulling the door in the same time she is pressing the intercom button to open i think is not working like that. Patience i can say
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    A few are waiting at the door.
    But some do take an age. Not discreet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    Hello, I'm parking, I'll be there in 2 minutes.
    Ok
    I'm walking by the shops, ETA 1 minute
    Ok
    I'm nearly at the door, you can open the door, 20 seconds.
    Ok
    Open the door
    I'm at the door
    Open the door please
    Open the door
    I'm here at the door.
    I don't like standing here with people passing
    Can you open the door please?
    Is there a problem?

    About 5 minutes later the apartment block door opens

    This happens every single time.
    Why can't women just open the door in a timely manner?
    It's not like I don't give plenty of notice.
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  13. 18-09-23, 19:26 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    It give people like you something to moan about.
    I see how giving out and moaning makes some people happy.
    I'm all about happiness
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    It give people like you something to moan about.
    I see how giving out and moaning makes some people happy.
    I'm all about happiness
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