The door

[Rachel Divine]

If facing eachother your left is his right

I had this once with a girl who gave exact direction up until the end
Park in a certain carpark walk to a shop and phone when out side, which I did
I was told walk straight across the road into the small carpark and go through the gate on the left!!

Of course I went my left but she could see me from her window through the carpark across the street and meant her left

"Baby no your going the wrong way!! go left"
Me " I am going left there's no gate"

"No Your other left!!? 樂 "

Just remember for future reference
If you see someone your left is there right

Lol... I always meant his left, his right, as I was putting myself in his position to give the best directions.

[SteveB]

If facing eachother your left is his right

I had this once with a girl who gave exact direction up until the end
Park in a certain carpark walk to a shop and phone when out side, which I did
I was told walk straight across the road into the small carpark and go through the gate on the left!!

Of course I went my left but she could see me from her window through the carpark across the street and meant her left

"Baby no your going the wrong way!! go left"
Me " I am going left there's no gate"

"No Your other left!!? 🤔 "

Just remember for future reference
If you see someone your left is there right

Similar thing happened to me.

Also "white door". Painted white on the inside, but painted black on the outside. Fortunately I had been there before.

[AmorInfinito8]

Watching a client on the phone:
Instructions me - turn left please
Him: turns right
Me: I said left not right
Him: Goes the other way up the street
Me: Seriously?!

Lol... I always meant his left, his right, as I was putting myself in his position to give the best directions.

🤔🫣😂🤣
It's very easily done
Common mistake

Girl "Go left!! No Left!! Your other Left!!🫣🤔
So I keep going Left which wasn't right!!

Girl "Babe are stupid are something!?"
Me "Angel please don't get angry!! Feck it I'm climbing the fence"

At the back of my mind hoping she's not colour blind!!
"No not the Blue door!! the Green door!!😩😫

[Barney Rubble]

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It's very easily done
Common mistake

Girl "Go left!! No Left!! Your other Left!!����
So I keep going Left which wasn't right!!

Girl "Babe are stupid are something!?"
Me "Angel please don't get angry!! Feck it I'm climbing the fence"

At the back of my mind hoping she's not colour blind!!
"No not the Blue door!! the Green door!!����

Shakin Stevens is always complaining about punters knocking his door.

[SteveB]

Shakin Stevens is always complaining about punters knocking his door.

Some people will steal anything...

[Barney Rubble]

I was visiting someone who kept telling me the gate was at the left of subway. But there was no gate there. It was on the right. I said "do you mean the right" and they insisted it was on the left. I went to to the gate on the right, told them I'm there now and it opened. Seriously, some people

But from where she was standing it was on her left. Sometimes reverse psychology is required when taking directions.

[Clubcard]

But from where she was standing it was on her left. Sometimes reverse psychology is required when taking directions.

A woman is always right