You bought your first....wtf !
Sure I thought your post about May 74 was the day you were born !
So unless you bought your first house before you were 8 then there's something very wrong with my calculations.
82 ? Christ I am old and even I was still at school in 82 !
What fuckin age are you ?
And you wonder why your Mojo has gone ?
Maybe like Beemer your first punt was only 2 and sixpence ?