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    Default Oh no I am really ill

    I must be really ill today.
    I feel fine, but there is something seriously wrong.
    I just don't want sex today.
    What's going on? Am I dying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I must be really ill today.
    I feel fine, but there is something seriously wrong.
    I just don't want sex today.
    What's going on? Am I dying?
    The 'Male Menopause' 🤔😱

    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/male-menopause/


    Some men develop depression,
    loss of sex drive,
    erectile dysfunction, and other physical and emotional symptoms when they reach their late 40s to early 50s.

    Other symptoms common in men this age are:

    mood swings and irritability
    loss of muscle mass and reduced ability to exercise

    fat redistribution, such as developing a large belly or "man boobs" (gynaecomastia)
    What size are your Boobs!!?


    a general lack of enthusiasm or energy
    difficulty sleeping (insomnia) or increased tiredness

    poor concentration and short-term memory
    (Why are strange women texting me!?)

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    Last review, was for 2 hours at 16:00 last night. I assume this is the last time he saw an escort [although I may be wrong ]

    He spends two hours with a 26 year old Romanian goddess and just after mid-day the next day he wonders what is wrong with his sex drive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Last review, was for 2 hours at 16:00 last night. I assume this is the last time he saw an escort [although I may be wrong ]

    He spends two hours with a 26 year old Romanian goddess and just after mid-day the next day he wonders what is wrong with his sex drive?
    Correction!!
    Spanish Goddess

    Lucky B@$¥@®|)
    Last edited by AmorInfinito8; 12-09-23 at 15:15.

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    Due to this health scare I've decided to take up running.
    I've never done this before, so this should be interesting.
    I'll let you know how I get on

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    Couch potato to 5k
    Day 1
    2.6 miles in 31 minutes

    Anyone who says running is a good as sex isn't visiting the right girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I must be really ill today.
    I feel fine, but there is something seriously wrong.
    I just don't want sex today.
    What's going on? Am I dying?
    Stick to 30 mins appointments with your current favorite lady - Obviously the 120 mins appointments are wearing you out

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    Due to this health scare I've decided to take up running.
    I've never done this before, so this should be interesting.
    I'll let you know how I get on
    Then you should definitely follow Sarah's advice!!
    ..........................….. ↓↓↓↓
    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    Couch potato to 5k
    Day 1
    2.6 miles in 31 minutes

    Anyone who says running is a good as sex isn't visiting the right girls.
    And as an added Precaution!!
    ..........................….. ↓↓↓↓
    https://youtu.be/NOiaSy643B4?si=l_jxMZQfrl6AmSkJ

    Better Safe than limping!!?
    Last edited by TheNightShift; 12-09-23 at 21:56. Reason: Minors- Julie

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    its called losing your Mojo

    Im going out on the streets later and 10 minutes do me just fine

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