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    I think its hilarious, me n english layla have just been wetting ourselves. WD-40 if you need some reliable escorts with recent photos come see us!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx bless ya boy xxxxxxxxx


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    Quote Originally Posted by EnglishTaylor View Post
    I think its hilarious, me n english layla have just been wetting ourselves. WD-40 if you need some reliable escorts with recent photos come see us!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx bless ya boy xxxxxxxxx
    taylor you and your sweet ass are actually already on my hitlist for a while now,just hav to get a new pair of runners first,burnt the soles off my other ones last week
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    taylor you and your sweet ass are actually already on my hitlist for a while now,just hav to get a new pair of runners first,burnt the soles off my other ones last week
    yes was going to say, come RUN TO ME!!!! hahaha, hope to see you soon then, last working day in dublin on monday. MERRY CHRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXX


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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    fuckers,




    im not posting till 2moro im goin for a run,im mean sulk,think.im off.
    YouTube - studio b- i see girls (good quality).... WD-40 is this what happened????..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    I ran away from a punt for the first time ever this weekend,
    i had spent last weekend pm'ing a certain lady on here only to be let down.i wont name her because id still like to see her eventually and i think she was genuine.
    I had drove to the area only to be disappointed so i arranged with a similar type of escort in the same area,give u a hint dublin 4.she took a last min appointment so fair play for that , but, her photos are very dated and i wasnt happy so i decided to run away.i pretend to follow her down the hall and as soon as she took a few steps i turned on my heels and fuckin legged it.i got to the door and i cudnt open the bloody latch,took my about 20 seconds to open the fuckin door. Im sure she was standing behind me lookin at me and thinkin wat the fuck is this bloke at. I honestly thought i was trapped for a min and wanted to cry,but then it opened so i ran like the wind nearly gettin hit by a car on the way.worst weekend ever
    haha lol thats funny, so if the door was totally jammed and she walked towards you, would you squeal like a pig?


    Lads, whats the best way to cancel the service and leave the hallway without insulting her?

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    its broken

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    Quote Originally Posted by silo View Post
    haha lol thats funny, so if the door was totally jammed and she walked towards you, would you squeal like a pig?


    Lads, whats the best way to cancel the service and leave the hallway without insulting her?
    Well i think the best policy is honesty,because i think whatever way u approach it shes not
    going to be best pleased. The thing is if there was false advertising involved she has no one
    to blame but herself. I definitely have great sympathy for girls that are stung by theese
    look and go messers. U have arseholes that make appointments with genuine girls with no
    intention of every going through with the appointment, just come have a look make some
    lame excuse and leave after getting whatever cheap thrill they get from seeing the escort
    This is wasting a girls time and must be very frusturating as she could possibly lose a
    genuine appointment because of it
    Blatant promotion should be outlawed
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    Now people iv been thinkin .......and...............iv come to a conclusion

    the next girl i vist,on enterin the apartment i will be givin the door a good once over,just to make sure it opens,closes doesnt jam and that the latch isnt to tricky.i will also be inspection the said escort herself,i will have her picture on my fone on entry and i will hold it beside her face to compare likeness.whilst doin this i will be goole the doorways to make sure if i need to make a speedy exit i head for the correct doorway.i dont want to run from one room and end up trapped iside the hotpress because i chose the wrong door.it can be very disorientatin(fuck nws how to spell that,fuckin grammar freaks)on leavin the bedroom i frequently head in the wrong direction,in the kitchen or somethin.anyway,if i visit you and you are not you but someone else,be warned i will react erraticialy,running up and down your hall until i find my way out,bit like a pidgeon in a room full of windows and mirrors,just bash into everything.i may or may not explain this on the fone will makin the appointment either way if you are not you i will have my ipod ready to play some of the above mentioned songs and i will run.
    Ps im really fast.
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