shiss
form of defecation that resembles urine as much as faeces, liquid poo
shart
A shit that starts out as a fart.
knickers
the greatest invention ever the greatest thing on earth
fuck buddy
all the benefits of being in a relationship without the bullshit like spending 3 months wages on buying a stupid ring or being accused of not spending enough quality time with her
spanking
the act of slapping the bare arse with an open hand a good spanking requires several intermissions of squeezing & rubbing the butt cheeks By the time the spanking is over the bum should be quite red very hot & very stingy from all the slaps All women require a good spanking unfortunately most don't admit it
Squeaky floorboard.
When your shagging a hole in the floor and you forgot your lubrication.
Once a prick - always a prick.