I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
She's not replying to me.
This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
What's in the box?
A medal I told her.
What's the medal for?
Minding my own business, now fuck off.
I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.
Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off