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  1. 30-07-23, 08:18 #1
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    Angry Barney

    I remember a big cunt
    Having a jolly gay old time
    Shadows of a caveman
    A big arse through a window
    Cussing in the night

    Ripping my hair out
    That dolt look across your face
    As ever in my way
    I see a memory I realise
    How much I wanted to punch you

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney

    Fred please take your friend away
    I keep telling him I’m not gay
    Caught up in this cunt’s delusion
    God please make him fuck elsewhere
    I have reached a conclusion

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney
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  3. 30-07-23, 08:23 #2
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    Post of the month contender for sure
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  5. 30-07-23, 08:27 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Post of the month contender for sure
    Yeah, I guess that deserves a nomination .

    And it doesn't surprise me that you are a closet Barry Manilow fan !
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  7. 30-07-23, 08:28 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Yeah, I guess that deserves a nomination .

    And it doesn't surprise me that you are a closet Barry Manilow fan !
    Barry Manilow? Never heard of him. Now, Barry Meownilo on the other hand!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Barry Manilow? Never heard of him. Now, Barry Meownilo on the other hand!!!!
    Can I withdraw that nomination please....
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  10. 30-07-23, 09:54 #6
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    Jeez you too get a room already
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I remember a big cunt
    Having a jolly gay old time
    Shadows of a caveman
    A big arse through a window
    Cussing in the night

    Ripping my hair out
    That dolt look across your face
    As ever in my way
    I see a memory I realise
    How much I wanted to punch you

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney

    Fred please take your friend away
    I keep telling him I’m not gay
    Caught up in this cunt’s delusion
    God please make him fuck elsewhere
    I have reached a conclusion

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney
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  13. 30-07-23, 19:03 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Barry Manilow? Never heard of him. Now, Barry Meownilo on the other hand!!!!
    Oh you just made me laugh after a shitty day I thank you kind sir and thats a POTM contender , the song not so much
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  15. 30-07-23, 19:42 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by beautyaddict View Post
    Oh you just made me laugh after a shitty day I thank you kind sir and thats a POTM contender , the song not so much
    If we could all make just one person smile or laugh each day, even if it's ourselves, wouldn't the world be that bit grander.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I remember a big cunt
    Having a jolly gay old time
    Shadows of a caveman
    A big arse through a window
    Cussing in the night

    Ripping my hair out
    That dolt look across your face
    As ever in my way
    I see a memory I realise
    How much I wanted to punch you

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney

    Fred please take your friend away
    I keep telling him I’m not gay
    Caught up in this cunt’s delusion
    God please make him fuck elsewhere
    I have reached a conclusion

    Oh, Barney
    Well, you came like a dirty bastard
    But I told you to scram
    Oh, Barney
    Then you puked cos you were so plastered
    Would you ever fuck off
    Oh, Barney
    You seem to have a " thing " for Mr Rubble, tell us more
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