I remember a big cunt
Having a jolly gay old time
Shadows of a caveman
A big arse through a window
Cussing in the night
Ripping my hair out
That dolt look across your face
As ever in my way
I see a memory I realise
How much I wanted to punch you
Oh, Barney
Well, you came like a dirty bastard
But I told you to scram
Oh, Barney
Then you puked cos you were so plastered
Would you ever fuck off
Oh, Barney
Fred please take your friend away
I keep telling him I’m not gay
Caught up in this cunt’s delusion
God please make him fuck elsewhere
I have reached a conclusion
Oh, Barney
Well, you came like a dirty bastard
But I told you to scram
Oh, Barney
Then you puked cos you were so plastered
Would you ever fuck off
Oh, Barney