I see my friend - usually lunch and visit- 6 times a year,
then another excellent masseuse- I see her even more than that Id say- 8-9 times a year,
a few other regulars about 4 times a year- 3 of them,
then the odd newcomer- maybe twice a year,
thats a fair bit of visiting in total.
A dangerous weakness of mine- "an attraction for fast women and slow horses"
I remember a friend of mine telling me he visited the doctor.
He told the doctor he was living with a girl and every morning would have sex with her before work.
She went to work and he was slip in next door and have sex with the neighbours daughter.
Then he went to work and at 11 o'clock he would have sex with the tea lady who came around.
He met a girl for lunch nearly every day and they would fool around.
In the afternoon he usually went to an escort, before dropping in on his way home to his bit on the side.
His girlfriend was a little bit suspicious so every night she insisted on sex to ensure she was keeping him on side.
So you have sex in the morning, at 11, at lunch, in the afternoon, on your way home and at night.
Why are you here?, The doctor asked.
He replied it hurts when I wank...
beautyaddict (15-07-23), ford pefect (15-07-23), Rockerman (15-07-23), Ryankelvin (15-07-23)
Clubcard stop now
"Those who keep the ability to see beauty, never grow old"- Frank Kafka
You will Always be fond of me .I represent all the Sins you never had the Courage to commit Oscar Wilde
enfr (15-07-23), Ryankelvin (15-07-23)
I try to make the dangerous trip to D9 weekly,
In general I find that quite satisfying, if it is any more frequent than that, it reflects how shitty my personal life is.
enfr (15-07-23)
When I was punting it was at least once a month. Sometimes twice. Ah I miss those days 😃
Corsasport (15-07-23)
Not nearly as often as I should.
"Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
St Augustine
beautyaddict (15-07-23), Irelandbeautyyy (14-07-23), PhilPhilPhil (14-07-23)
Fairly regularly.
I think I'm on a break now. Sometimes a break is good.
How often do you visit escortguy? I assume a lot...or are you making an ass out of you and me ?
enfr (15-07-23), EscortInspector (14-07-23)
beautyaddict (15-07-23)